-Google the Discworld Gods
-Click the Wikipedia link
-Read any of them
I wanna be someone like that: God of an apparantly hilarious and useless thing, but still hugely epic when the situation calls
Ideally the God of Jazz, Swing and Far-off Places, patron saints of Throwbacks (people who act, behave, adopt the tastes and behaviours of someone born in another age (myself? 1920s) and Guardian of Travellers who want to go off the Tourist Trail and learn enough of the language of countries before they visit them to earn the respect of locals