If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

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Meat.Shield

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Well I'd actually exist, I'd say that'd be enough of a shock; a god existing!?!?!
So I'd be too overwhelmed by my existence to choose something of which to be god.
 

Vigus92

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I would be the god of tetris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw5hs0chj0

Those who think they are up to the challenge of the gods are sadly mistaken. It is my way that is the way of the tetris and all mortals shall tremble before my might as I give them unfitting pieces.

ALL HAIL LORD VIGUS!!!
 

GrinningManiac

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-Google the Discworld Gods
-Click the Wikipedia link
-Read any of them

I wanna be someone like that: God of an apparantly hilarious and useless thing, but still hugely epic when the situation calls

Ideally the God of Jazz, Swing and Far-off Places, patron saints of Throwbacks (people who act, behave, adopt the tastes and behaviours of someone born in another age (myself? 1920s) and Guardian of Travellers who want to go off the Tourist Trail and learn enough of the language of countries before they visit them to earn the respect of locals
 

Sparten0515

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I would be the God of Silly Walks! And bestow upon my followers the silliest of walks. If you haven't seen that Monty Python look it up on Youtube.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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I would be the God of Cute >:D
I collect cute things.
And if you are cute, [deity] help you.
Because I will take you home!
Haaauuuuuuuu~