If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

[Z(ombie)fan]

God of common sense.

I would crush all stupid people with it!

this.

sweet epicly this.

i would manifest in the form of cabadath and slay all idiots every july 28th

(yahtzee reference FTW)

 

[Deleric]

The god of the gods of gods.

Fuck all of you.

 

[RabidusUnus]

God of Paradoxes.
Confuse the hell out of mortals for the lulz.

 

[Lim3]

God of procrastination.

 

[Anagram]

God of annoyance, just for the hell of it.

 

[ribonuge]

The God of Time.

I could look at the timeline of the universe in a slideshow on my home computer. Power point ftw!

 

[Burst6]

I would be the god of making things stuck. If people did not workship me i would make their keyboards not press right and i would make their doorknobs rusty and immovable.

PEOPLE SHALL BOW DOWN WHEN THEY CAN NOT TURN ON THE LIGHT SWITCH! THEIR CELL PHONE BUTTONS WILL BE FOREVER USELESS! THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO UNTIE THEIR SHOES! THEY WILL BE IMMOBLE WHEN THEY GO INTO A MCDONALDS WITH A DIRTY FLOOR. MUAHAHAHAHA

 

[Tharwen]

The god of hedonism.

What fun

 

[Lexodus]

The hell do you mean, 'if'? As I have said before, I am worshipped by several as 'Jesus, Lord of The Metal \m/_'.
However, other than that I would be the god of pure, unadulterated awesome.

 

[Gavmando]

But we are all already gods. Since everything comes from the same place, everything is "god." Including you.

 

[Gh0st1y_H]

I'd be the God of Smiting.

My sole purpose would be smiting annoying pricks that I don't like...Kind of like the guy above me.

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

God of Physics. Have fun existing without me!

 

[CompanionCube]

God of the internet

/thread

 

[Hemlet]

God of Tricksters. I'd be like The Joker, only with immortality and godly might.

Just let that sink in for a moment and you'll realize how scary that could potentially be.

 

[ISawAFish]

God of midgets

 

[FalloutForever]

The god of Triangles and Pie.
My 2 favourite things.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

God of Tricksters. I'd be like The Joker, only with immortality and godly might.

Just let that sink in for a moment and you'll realize how scary that could potentially be.

What, do you mean like Loki or Coyote or Anansi? Loki is they guy who brings about Ragnarok, so there you go.

 

[PixieFace]

I had a deep fondness for trickster gods from various cultures. Coyote in Native American tales is fascinating, as well as Anansi, the African trickster spider, made more famous by Neil Gaiman (love <3). I could totally see myself in such a role.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

God of the internet

/thread

D Bones and Frequen-Z beat you to it so you'll have to settle for 3rd place if that 'wins' the thread.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

God of the Afterlife.

And let me tell you, it's gonna be one heck of a party.