If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

[Tdc2182]

The God of pointless expression and emotion. Fear me bored people.

 

[Simriel]

The god of AWESOME! I ride a chariot or Lighting, and my guitar is also a battleaxe!

 

[Simriel]

God of Tricksters. I'd be like The Joker, only with immortality and godly might.

Just let that sink in for a moment and you'll realize how scary that could potentially be.

I already read Emperor Joker. Superman will come kick you're ass.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

God of Paranoia. I'd kill everyone because I'd suspect they'd kill me.

 

[Sallix]

The god of random gusts of wind. The fun I could have with it would be impossible to count.

 

[elricik]

I'd be the god of conformity, so naturally I would look and act like everyone else.

 

[Yoshemo]

God of... I dunno. As long as I get free cake |3

 

[maninahat]

Volcanoes.
Oh, you wanted to build a city in that dormant crater? It aint dormant no longer pal. Kaboom! Bye bye city. Throw in some virgins or I'll pyroclastic flow you to death.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would be the God of Predictable Plots and, Poor Story Telling. Every time a popular story/movie/game is redone again and, again and, again, people will utter my name in exasperation. Every time someone gets to the cliffhanging end of a book or, forseeable climax of a film, people will say "Great, they went and pulled a [you're not getting my last name]"

 

[Beardon65]

God of the Bears. Sacrifice you danishes, pies and waffles or you or you village will be eaten by the bears. I'd also create the sand bear. We need those, oh and spawn more pandas. See? I can be demanding and nice at the same time .

Or the God of Randomness. Random death, birth (think about it "Honey I'm back from the store!" Baby falls out. "Lilian! I just had a baby!" "Bruce, how many times do I have to tell you, it's not funny"), animals and all that other crap.

Danish! Now!

 

[Caligulove]

God of sex, drugs and rock and roll

That job is taken

 

[SteakHeart]

God of Quantum Mechanics. That pretty much explains Schrodinger's Cat in a nutshell.

Now that's a cat I could take care of. *Ba-dum-tish*

OT: God of All Things Tasty and Edible.

 

[Prof.Wood]

God of terror, just think how cool that would be to fill all with fear then fuck'em up.

 

[That's Funny]

I'd be the God of dreams and nightmares (Morpheus all the way), because you know, everyone wants to be able to create dream worlds for some and living hell for others.

 

[enzilewulf]

God of wolfs. I would command legions of wolfs. with funny pink hats.

 

[micky]

the god of POTS AND PANS. how would you cook delicious meals without me?

 

[Vohn_exel]

I'd probably be God of Nerds, lol.

 

[Koeryn]

Dunno if it's been done or not, and I'm not about to dig through all four pages tonight but...

I'd be quite happy to be the God of Shooting Stuff.

Everything from ballpoint-pen blow guns, to the Rods From God satellite system, and everything in between. That's my domain.

The liberals? They hate me. But fuck'em. They can't imagine the physics I'm in control of. *evil laughter*

 

[SideSlyGuy]

Said before, but who cares, God of the Internet!
That or like a Water God
last choice would be a Potato God, maybe potato's and booze...