If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?
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I don't think I'd do too well at being God, I think I'd just go back to my normal life and let the Gods do their thing, they've done a pretty good job so far.
Though I suppose for hypothetical reasons if I could I'd be the god of desert, in every ice-cream parlour and candy store on this earth there'd be statues of me where people would make offerings of delicious treats.
Though I suppose for hypothetical reasons if I could I'd be the god of desert, in every ice-cream parlour and candy store on this earth there'd be statues of me where people would make offerings of delicious treats.
My first pick--God of Chaos-- is logically flawed because the sheer nature of my element means that I wouldn't exist. As a consolation, I'd go for god of acid trips, god of loony people, god of satirists, or god of furious fondling.
...Oh, screw it. Chaos god any day.
...Oh, screw it. Chaos god any day.
The God everyone blames whenever things go wrong, because even as a mortal, it is my life's work to screw things up and/or ruining everything and laugh as people curse my name.
Some guy: Oh man, I'm finally gonna have sex for the first time!
Me: CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT *Cockblock*
Same guy: GOD DAMN IT SHOCKOLATE WHY!?!
Me: i did it for teh lulz ;3
Some guy: Oh man, I'm finally gonna have sex for the first time!
Me: CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT *Cockblock*
Same guy: GOD DAMN IT SHOCKOLATE WHY!?!
Me: i did it for teh lulz ;3
hahaaaa!!! the 4 horsemenseryoga said:
i'd be the god of game consoles, so when an enemy of mine gets a awesome game i can just make his 360 red ring.
