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KaosuHamoni

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Name: 010101000110100001100101 01000001011101110110010101110011011011110110110101100101 010011110110111001100101 (If someone works out what this says, they get a cookie...)
God of: Awesome
Power of: Awesomeness
Followers: People who embrace the power of awesome
Symbol: Chuck Norris fighting Duke Nukem and a bear, over a background of crossed chainsaws.
 

MadarseLizard

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KaosuHamoni said:
Name: 010101000110100001100101 01000001011101110110010101110011011011110110110101100101 010011110110111001100101 (If someone works out what this says, they get a cookie...)
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TheAwesomeOne
 

KaosuHamoni

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MadarseLizard said:
KaosuHamoni said:
Name: 010101000110100001100101 01000001011101110110010101110011011011110110110101100101 010011110110111001100101 (If someone works out what this says, they get a cookie...)
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TheAwesomeOne
DAMN YOU, ME!

Seriously, I didn't think anyone would get it...

 

Blank Kold

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Terror

God of fear, darkness, and the unknown.

Control of ink and other pigmented substances, the power to cause uncontrollable fear and madness, and my main weapon would be a scythe created by aforementioned in and uncontrollable substances.

I wouldn't condone or accept my followers. But generally the only ones that would dare to worship me would be those already consumed by fear and madness.

I might upload a symbol ina bit, but Terror would essentially be a lesser god who's role would simply be to clean everyone's messes.
 

Togs

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What would your name be? Rantinicus
What would your element/aspect be? (I.E. Fire god, wind god, law god) God of arguments, lord of opinions, master of debates
What powers/weapons/abilities do you have? The power to make people into rational, liberal atheists through the power of debate, i.e. make everyone agree with me. (definately a lawful evil deity).
Who would your followers be? the angry, jaded and arguementative
Optional: What is your symbol and/or origin story? My symbol? the facepalm My origin story? the physical personification of every disagreement between sentient beings, given form thanks to the creation of the internet.
 

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GBlair88 said:
Being an atheist I wouldn't believe in myself.
I could see this being funny in a cartoon
God: "NOPE I DONT EXIST"
God: "I CANT HEAR ME" *covers ears* "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA IM NOT HERE OR DOING THIS"
Worshipers:"...the Fuc"*lightning hits them*
God: "SEE I HAVE NO WORSHIPERS"

...:) something like that untill you convinced yourself it was a dream...you killed a bunch of people...thought hummm IF there was a god let me see if I can make a better world than he did...and proceed to F shit up

I would be Gudrests.....I do some shit....trusty pet...can summon undead...idk..and do godly things
 

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Radeonx said:
My name would be Radeonx
My element would be bacon
My power would be the ability to grant myself any wish I want.
My followers would be everyone, because I am by far the best of the gods

My symbol is a picture of me eating bacon.
You have a serious bacon fetish. Serious. Very serious.

...I like you.

Hmm...

My name shall be unpronounceable.

My element: Elements (As in the VERY MATTER OF THE UNIVERSE)

My Powers: Control of everything that is either matter, non-matter, or exist at all (ANd what doesn't exist, too).

My Followers: No body. I'm a behind the scenes kinda guy.

My symbol... nothing.
 

dkyros

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Rem45 said:
Were a god?
Humans, oh so ignorant humans.
Props to you for being the first to say this in a clever way.

so now that I've been ninja'd I will answer the original post.
Name: dKyroga (d is silent, more of a title that isnt pronounced)
Power: Time Manipulation, Regeneration, Speed, Darkness Omnipotence,
Weapon: Proficient in hand to hand, and umm lights saber bc why not.
Worshiped by none feared by less
Backstory:Just kinda exists.
 

sharinganblossom25

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I would be Fedele.
A god of nature, perhaps
Able to control earth, change into animals, speak/understand them, etc. My weapon would be a bow and arrow, for sure.
My followers... anyone haha.
My symbol would be this: http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/439483-35525-42.jpg
 

PinkiePyro

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What would your name be? kitz
What would your element/aspect be? video game events
What powers/weapons/abilities do you have? I rule over "random" events like finding a shiny pokemon or getting that epicly rare drop also I have eye lasers
Who would your followers be? gamers
What is your symbol ? foxes and dragons which are sacred also to appease me ppl should leave offerings at my temple such as pizza rolls or statuettes of dragons
 

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Leahcim
Metal, both the physical and musical kinds.
The ability to melt faces
Everyone whose name starts with and M, B or D
my symbol would be this: ("<
 

KushinLos

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If I were a god, my name would either be the one I go by online or in real life. No need to change that. I would guarantee success for a fee via contract. Symbol? Let the followers determine it. My followers? Whomever contracts with me. I allow for any wish providing it align with the physics of this universe and does not require the initiation of force and any payment as long as it is yours to give and of course something I would want from you.
 

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I would be the god of philosophy and scientific learning. My symbol would be the brain, and my followers would be legions of nerds dedicated to the capture and rehabilitation of the anti-intellectual bigots who tormented me as a child. Once all thoughts of hyper-masculinity and unprovoked cruelty had been deleted and reprogrammed, humanity as a whole could start moving in the right direction.
 

Eric_Autopsy

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My name would be "Smooth Sailor, Ender of Time and All That is and Also the Internet For No Reason".
My element would be time.
My powers would be to slow down/speed up time at my will. Also to make delicious smoothies and sail boats excelently.
None should be my followers. They wouldn't have the time. :smug:
My symbol would be me drinking a smoothie while sailing a boat reeeally slowly.
 

Ham_authority95

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What would your name be? Syntyvyyden säännöstely. Finnish for "birth-control". I choose a Norse language because I would be in the pantheon of the Norse gods.

What would your element/aspect be? (I.E. Fire god, wind god, law god) As said above, Birth-control.

What powers/weapons/abilities do you have? I would be able to sprinkle condoms, Morning-after pills, and STD remedies all over the land.

Who would your followers be? Stupid teenagers.

Optional: What is your symbol and/or origin story? Since Odin has fucked so many women, he's needed a special god to provide him and the other gods with Contraception, so he created me from the vagina of the dirtiest hooker in Las Vagas(or Valhalla. They both have nasty prostitutes). Eventually, he gave me the ability to help those pesky humans, as well.
 

Mr.Mattress

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Name: Gazz-gazorth

Element: Law (I guess)

Powers: Omni-everything

Followers: All races I myself have created: From Humans to Elves to Ogres to Elementals to Weird Anthropomorphic Bug People

Symbol: Gold/Yellow Ankhs

Origin Story: None/Unknown/Always has existed
 

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Dango said:
Fuuko.
Starfish.
Starfish.
The Starfish Alliance
A starfish.

Bet you didn't see that coming.
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Oh god, that was completely out of the blue, I didn't see it coming at all! :p

OT:
I wouldn't have a name, people wouldn't be aware of my existence.

What is your element/aspect?
Darkness, information, and espionage.

What powers/weapons/abilities do you have?
I know everything.

Who are your followers?
I have no "followers", however I keep an eye on the spies, messangers and teachers.