If you were a monster?

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CrazyGirl17

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I'd probably be the Jersey Devil, living in Jersey and eating junk food.

Or Alex Mercer, I like that option. I'd be a vigilante, only I'd eat bad people.
 

Z of the Na'vi

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I would be a tentacle monster and hunt Japanese school girls.

I'm sure most of you know what happens next.


OT:
Vegan_Doodler said:
I can't believe no ones said this yet...

I'd be the king of the monsters, I'd rule the world!!!!!
I see your Godzilla and raise you one Destroyah!



Spikes, wings, atomic purple lightning breath, I'd be the muncher of any and the crusher of all!
 

Biodeamon

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Cthulu. Eat humans, drive people insane, take a nap, and do a side job in the japanese porn industry.
 

kommando367

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I'd be a 7 foot beast similar to a Verdugo from RE4 but with a 2 pairs of 12 foot barbed tentacles, and 2 pairs of medium sized black scaley wings.

Sleep in the daytime in nests made from the bones of my victims in tall trees. I would hunt at night.

Environment: dense forests and high mountains

Diet: cynics and whatever happens to be in excess supply after eating all of the cynics.
 

Innegativeion

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I'd be some sort of living shadow.

Mostly, I'd fuck with people.

Maybe I'd ride an airplane's shadow to the Bahamas.

Or infiltrate top secret meetings and whatnot for a few laughs.

But mostly just fuck with people.
 

Frission

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An elder god
Mainly because you are pretty much the strongest thing that exists.

Either that or a shape shifter.
The daily life of a shape shifter would be to mess around with people.
 

cthulhuspawn82

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I would go with the Rakshasa, at least the D&D version I am familiar with. Then you don't have to be some tragic monster who hides in a cave. You could live life as a wealthy, debaucherous human. Who can also read thoughts and control people.
 

silver wolf009

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I'd be a xenomorph, and I'd ensure I'm sterile. That way, I won't ever grow old and fat and start laying eggs, and I can stay young and glossy skinned and jumping around and running on walls and hissing at passersby.



Kickass.

Also relevant:



I ask myself that question daily too.
 

Z of the Na'vi

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Karutomaru said:
Sean Hollyman said:
If I was a monster, I'd look like this:


I'd go round absorbing people with my ass-tail.

Then, Perfection.
But Cell isn't a monster. He's an android.
Right, an android that takes great pleasure out of murdering hundreds of innocent people, all for the glory of becoming "perfect," unstoppable, as well as ruling and/or destroying the entire Earth.

IE, a monster, and a damn good one at that.
 

Bitcoon

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I'm a furry. By the internet's definition I pretty much -am- a monster already.

Fear me! *cuteface*

I guess my routine would be... jump into a game, replace the protagonist (or whoever I want to play as) and spend some time in the game world. Eat a bunch of junk food and sleep endless hours of the day.
 

Danzavare

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But I already am - metaphysically! O.O

....no? Fine.

I'm going to stick to traditional stuff (avoiding the urge to create an awesome hybrid) and say a shapeshifter because...
cthulhuspawn82 said:
I would go with the Rakshasa, at least the D&D version I am familiar with. Then you don't have to be some tragic monster who hides in a cave. You could live life as a wealthy, debaucherous human. Who can also read thoughts and control people.
Well, mainly because of that~! Though I'd not want the thought reading, I imagine that'd be stressful. I'd also keep the control as a get-out-of-serious-trouble ability. The main thing for me is that I could keep my current life as a shapeshifter and just spice things up when the time calls for it. Fly like a bird, run like a jaguar and cosplay like a boss be a master of disguise - the possibilities~!
 

Sean Hollyman

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Karutomaru said:
Sean Hollyman said:
If I was a monster, I'd look like this:


I'd go round absorbing people with my ass-tail.

Then, Perfection.
But Cell isn't a monster. He's an android.
I said I'd Look like Cell if I was a monster. Not actually be him.
 

Ragsnstitches

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I'd be an entity that invades the minds of people, becoming an irresistible figment of their imagination. I can be a waking nightmare that never gives you respite and that no one else can rescue you from or mass illusions that skew your view of what is real and what is not.

By day, I haunt you trough delusions and surreal imaginings. At night I make your dreams my playground, and torment you with horrific nightmares indistinguishable to reality. I eventually wear down my victim to the point of breakdown, where they are unable to tell what is and isn't real, at which point I manifest into a very real form and steal the life from them, leaving them a lifeless husk.

Yeah, essentially I'm a monster that induces psychosis.

My manifested form is like a shade, no defining features beyond a creeping mass that absorbs light.
 

Jedamethis

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Perhaps a Vampire. Though I suppose burning in the sun would be a pain in the...skin.
Something which could pass for human. Anybody know of a monster like that other than a vampire or werewolf?
 

Mordekaien

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Jedamethis said:
Perhaps a Vampire. Though I suppose burning in the sun would be a pain in the...skin.
Something which could pass for human. Anybody know of a monster like that other than a vampire or werewolf?
Japanese have Rokurokubi I think.

I would be Owlbear



Look at it! Ain't it badass? :D