If you were a Pokémon...

[Johnny Novgorod]

Abra. Teleport is my dream super power.
Also apparently I'm chill the entire day.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'd be Rapidash.

It's a fucking fire unicorn.

Failing that, Articuno.


Oh, or Espeon.

Oh, oh, or Vaporeon.

 

[Euryalus]

I'd be Rapidash.

It's a fucking fire unicorn.

Failing that, Articuno.

Oh, or Espeon.

Oh, oh, or Vaporeon.

You'd choose espeon and Vaporean over Umbreon and Jolteon? D:

It's.....kinda obvious isn't it?(hint hint, look at the avatar)

Rattata? Raticate? I can't tell!

I think you'd also make a pretty good bidoof

Meowth

I'd also refuse to evolve, like Ash's Pikachu did in the anime.

Why would anyone want to become a persian XD

 

[Euryalus]

I'm sure this will come completely unexpected to a lot of you when I say...
Dragonair.

Other possibilities of course are...
Dratini, Dragonite, Flygon, Salamence, Garchomp, Haxorus, Charizard, Milotic, Gyarados

I'm guessing you're quite the dragon fan... Just a hunch

You have a thing for lance? XD

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'd be Rapidash.

It's a fucking fire unicorn.

Failing that, Articuno.

Oh, or Espeon.

Oh, oh, or Vaporeon.

You'd choose espeon and Vaporean over Umbreon and Jolteon? D:

Vaporeon was my favourite Pokemon when I was a kid and I played Pokemon Blue all of the time.

I had a Blastoise and a Vaporeon on level 100.

Edit: I liked water types.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Ninetales, my favourite Pokémon, because they're very intelligent and tricksters as they scare humans with their illusions

 

[Hagi]

I'll go with Farfetch'd I guess.

It's really the only pokémon I remember finding hilarious and pretty cool.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I'd go with Growlithe.

That little guy is just adorable and I can shoot fire from my mouth.

FUCKING. FIRE.

I'd be a walking grill.

 

[The White Hunter]

[HEADING=2]Magikarp motherfuckers!![/HEADING]

For srs, I would be an Oshawott, I dunno bout you guys, but Oshawott is damn cute!

Spoiler: Look at this lil' guy!

So fucking happy it makes me want to puke rainbows! RAINBOWS *****!

Fucking [HEADING=2]RAINBOWS!![/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]RAINBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS MUTHAFUCKA[/HEADING]

More seriously I would like to be a Dragonite. I get to fly, look cool and adorable, and be pretty darn strong to boot.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I'm guessing you're quite the dragon fan... Just a hunch

You have a thing for lance? XD

He was admittedly more dashing when I was nine and he was in limited color.
I don't care much for his character design in more recent games, he's not as cool anymore
...also, I've moved on to Fire Emblem characters.

 

[Someone Depressing]

I would be a Growlithe. Dogs are my favourite animal. Red is one of my favourite colours.

That, and the fact that it's been spared of the slightly less "not fucking stupid and contrived" designs, of which Pokemon is to note, and is probably best known for.

 

[Drummodino]

Spoiler: Lucario

A more badass Pokemon, there is not.

 

[Someone Depressing]

I'll go with Farfetch'd I guess.

It's really the only pokémon I remember finding hilarious and pretty cool.

I think, if you train Fartecht'd right, it can have ridiculously high amounts of Attack. Which is just damn awesome.

 

[Rasputin1]

Probably this guy ;p

Spoiler

 

[Your Rival]

Pidgeot is the only correct answer

Spoiler

Why you ask? Pidgeot transcends such foolish questions.

 

[Drummodino]

Probably this guy ;p

Spoiler

That is some wicked artwork there.

 

[Mutie]

As much as I'd love to be a Bulbasaur, I think I'd almost definitely be a Cubone. I'm small, lonely, depressed, collect skulls and general macabre things and can only fight with a weapon. Plus, my element is most definitely Earth.

 

[GundamSentinel]

I'd be a Snorlax and I'd do what a Snorlax is good at: eating and sleeping.

I'd spend most of my time being horribly in the way of everyone.

 

[shootthebandit]

EKANS purely so i can fuck shit up

ekans used bite
your pokemon was poisoned
ekans used wrap
ekans attack continues
enter closed loop
end loop when pokemon is dead

 

[DarkRawen]

Haunter, definitely. It's my favorite Pokemon, looks awesome, can fly and go through walls, and steals people's life force through goddamn licking them. Besides, it's a ghost, so there's a bunch of stuff that wouldn't harm me.

Not to mention, I could go around messing with everyone just because I feel like it.