If you were a pokemon...

[Joachim Aachen]

I'd be a flying/grass type (perhaps a spin-off of a Tropius?) And I'd know:

Razor Leaf
Solarbeam
Aerial Ace
and Body Slam

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Cross between psyduck and ditto....so I can become your worst nightmare....
(I think its ditto, you know the pink one that transforms?)

 

[Archemetis]

Trapinch.

 

[Kasawd]

Hitmonchan.

Boxing tends to that that to you.

Oh, shit ,also some tai-kwon doe.

Hitmonlee.

Houston, we have a problem.

 

[lukey94]

Chimchar ... because he's the cutest one and then he becomes the most badass one, but seeing as the new ones are weird nowadays I'd have to go with a cute little Growlithe xD!

 

[GuNyU]

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or maybe a swablu.........cuz they're fluffy......

 

[Jenova65]

Now if you would kindly look to your left, gentlemen.

Gentlemen? *sobs quietly* women cannot gaze upon your avatar, then? ;-)

Fine, you can look, but you can't touch. >.>

Okay, thankees ;-)

 

[drbarno]

zangoose! I wold enjoy fighting giant snakes for a living.
my moves would be crush claw, detect, x,scissors and swords dance.
basiclly anything involing being able the slasdh anything

 

[Raticate5]

...thinks a few seconds...

Nope, I got nothing

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I'd be an Umbreon. Stalk you in the dead of night.

 

[killjoy108]

I'd be an Umbreon. Stalk you in the dead of night.

and i blow you up e3e

 

[Tempest Fennac]

I'd go with Vulpix (because foxes are my favourite animals and they look really cute) or Pikachu because I like lightning storms (and Pikachu is the best match for my fennec fox/lightning storm avatar). For both of them, I'd mainly focus on offensive moves due to status-changing attacks being unreliable.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I'm pretty sure the game programmer would try to screw me over, so I would end up being a crap-covered pickle. My only moves would probably be named "Suicide", "Gay Porn", and "Fail at Life."

But I would want to be Charizard, so that I can set that game programmer on fire.

 

[zerzxes]

this si easy and my friends have already told me that i'm a normal type having this moveset:
Poke - normal type: power 10
Pick nose - Normal type: raises attack

 

[Manhattan2112]

See, I might be a Ludicolo if I was like, just magically transformed into a pokemon that best describes me. Only... I don't really like Ludicolo. Escapists, help! Which pokemon enjoy music and fun?

 

[SonicSoulstrike96]

Hitmonchan.

Boxing tends to that that to you.

Oh, shit ,also some tai-kwon doe.

Hitmonlee.

Houston, we have a problem.

It sounds like Lucario's the one you're looking for. /jedi mind trick

 

[interspark]

well, the first time i played mystery dungeons it said i was a totodile which sounds about right (although it gives me a different answer each time) but if i had the choice i would be something more cool like a scyther or a zangoose, anything that can use slash and sword dance is good

 

[Manhattan2112]

I think I might also be a Flygon. He flies through the desert sandstorms, humming his song, and flapping his wings to create a beautiful noise. I love Flygon. A lot. He's not even that useful, because he's 4x to Ice type moves, but he's one of my favorite pokemon ever dreamed up.

My moves would be Earthquake, Solar Beam, Dragon Claw, and Crunch

 

[Mutie]

I'd be that little green stoner you can choose at the beginning of Ruby and Saphire.

 

[MetaKnight19]

Probably Porygon-Z with

Psychic
Shadow Ball
Zap Cannon
Ice Beam

I had a Porygon-Z with that moveset on my old Diamond game, it was awesome.