If you were a serial killer what would be your trademark?

[GrimTuesday]

I am partial to the blood eagle personally. What you do is cut the ribs out of their back and break them so the resemble wings, then pull out the lungs. Old viking tradition.

 

[CheesusCrust]

I'd take something from them and leave it on the next victim, then I'd take something from that victim and leave it on the next and so on.

That or I'd replace a single organ, different each time with some sort of sandwich.

 

[Kekon3]

A Spoon in the left hand. Because i looked to my right and saw the unfinished baked potato that I'm not eating right now.

 

[Jewrean]

I'd kill two people at a time. Put them both face down. And put one of their hands on the others butt. And then giggle incessantly Homer Simpsons style. Then leave. Then ???. Profit.

 

[FortheLegion]

I would be known as the Gardener because I would always leave a rose at the scene of the crime...
cookie for reference

 

[FUAU]

Using a BlendTec blender, I would systematically blend the body into a visceral paste, dehydrate the remains, and mail them to the victim's family.

 

[SteakHeart]

I'd only kill those who deserved to die. Cliche, I know, but it'd be fun. My signature weapon would be a Colt Python .357 revolver loaded with hollow point rounds, simply to look cool and make a mark.

 

[white_salad]

I'd draw a penis on their head in sharpie.

...NOT IF I START FIRST!

We could be a murdering duo. The Penis Doodle Killers.

 

[Nexus4]

Leave a live grenade in their throat, the pressure timer would not activate until inspection by the police.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Something like this, maybe?

 

[Antidrall]

All of my victims would be furries, and internet trolls. I will decapitate them with my tonfa, and at the scene of each murder will be an everburning NES controller.

 

[Cohradoesr]

I would get a ton of shovels, and beat my victims to death with them. And then dig them a grave. And then leave a shovel as a headstone. Maybe something inscribed on the head or handle. I'll be known as the Grave Digger, and then everyone can confuse me with the monster truck. And by everyone I mean people who like monster trucks. And by people who like monster trucks, I mean everyone with a tv south of Nebraska. And by every-

I'm sorry, I believe I've gotten off point.

Not in the winter though. Too much snow to dig through + frozen ground. Not to mention the cost of buying good quality shovels for inflicting severe head and bodily trauma.

...I'm not a determined killer.

 

[Mr. In-between]

Mummification. Create a whole pyramid make out of blocks that act as sarcophagi for numerous mummies, then die in combat and use said pyramid as your tomb.

That's Anubis.

 

[CouchCommando]

Use a pillow case with a plastic bag to suffocate them, go by the name "Mr Sandman"

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

A singular slash to the neck. A wetboy never never leaves a tie to come back to him.

 

[tomtom94]

I'd kill people in ironic ways based around the various things they've done to me.

Which would probably involve a lot of oddly-shaped murder weapons.

 

[stonethered]

I am partial to the blood eagle personally. What you do is cut the ribs out of their back and break them so the resemble wings, then pull out the lungs. Old viking tradition.

Heck yes!


Personally, I think leaving the bodies with yellow caution tape, ziploc bags, and little numbered pieces of paper folded to stand upright for the investigators convenience, along with a pre-done chalk outline, would probably work just fine.
Besides, I could leave exact numbers of ziploc bags to fit the false evidence I'd planted. No savvy cop would fall for it, but I'm sure someone would notice and get a nervous laugh about it.

 

[Mr. In-between]

Better idea: eat shrooms, stomp on their heads, and then light them on fire.

Videos games = violent children.