If you were a serial killer what would be your trademark?

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commandersqwigly

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Mine would involve me painting a beautiful picture in their blood and leaving it next to the body...you know, to add class...

So guys what would be your calling card?
 

SomeLameStuff

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A piece of line paper with their name on it.

As for why, look to the left.

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CCountZero

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Somehow I get the feeling that posting ideas here will result in someone, somewhere, getting dead...

However, considering how I instantly dislike most humans I come across, I'll reserve this space for future ideas.
 

The Salty Vulcan

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SomeLameStuff said:
A piece of line paper with their name on it.

As for why, look to the left.

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Thankyou for reminding us which side is the left one.

I'm going to say origami figures, cause they always seemed kinda creepy when juxtaposed with a dead body.
 

Shaun Hastings

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I'd probably... Hell, I write about characters who leave marks but I can't think of any myself.

Maybe a little Muse logo etched into their forehead just for giggles?
 

Jark212

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Brand "Blood for the Blood God" into the backs of my victims, then leave a pentagram written in the blood of my victim next to the body to throw off investigators, then leave a whole bunch of random clues (Think hannibal lecter Psychotic indicators (ie: broken glass, cut out eyes on pictures))...
 

DudeistBelieve

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I take a razor to their mouth, so they're always smiling!

and on April fools day, I don't kill anyone.
 

thereverend7

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20 bucks at the scene of every crime. Hey, at least the cops would be happy to investigate the next crime scene of "The Jackson Killer"

(because Andrew Jackson is you know what never mind)
 

Whitenail

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I'd kiss 'em on the cheek with a fresh coat of black lipstick, elegant yet badass and a sign of death.

I'm not some kind of a goth but then again I'm not a killer either.
 

Betancore

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I'd carve a word or a sentence into their torso, slit their throat, and pose them in a bathtub filled with water. The water would turn a beautiful shade of red and I would hopefully get a cool name. The police might even spend a day or two figuring out if the person died because of blood loss, or because they were submerged in water.
 

SomeLameStuff

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Quantum Roberts said:
SomeLameStuff said:
A piece of line paper with their name on it.

As for why, look to the left.

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Thankyou for reminding us which side is the left one.

I'm going to say origami figures, cause they always seemed kinda creepy when juxtaposed with a dead body.
You'll be surprised how many people can't tell right from left.

And you're going to become the Origami Killer are you? Well, try to avoid people who move via quick time events.
 

Dr Snakeman

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This might just be the most disturbing thread I've seen on this site. This means, of course, that I absolutely have to post in it.

Hmmm... I think I'd take an ear from each of my victims, then turn them in for caps and negative karma.
 

shogunblade

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I think about this all the time for my horror stories.

I write down, in blood or on paper,

"You can't get rid of me, Dave...I'll always be there."
or I take quotes from songs as cryptic messages as for what I'll do next.
and to paraphrase Yahtzee on the Phrase about Dave, That probably won't be the detectives name, but it would be worth it for all the Daves out there.
 

Mr. Omega

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On their foreheads with their own blood, I would draw the Yin-Yang symbol. On their palms, I would carve the Omega symbol. I would position their hands to be crossed and on level with their forehead.

...no, I never did this before *throws knife in the ocean*