If you were a serial killer what would be your trademark?

[Spencer Petersen]

I would only kill murderers, and leave evidence from their previous victims on them.

Vigilante style baby.

 

[Bon_Clay]

<----- PEANUTS! Fear the Peanuts!

So would you strictly target those with peanut allergies, or find creative ways to murder people with them outside of the obvious demographic?

I actually JUST finished watching American Psycho before I opened this thread. Hmm maybe arrange the dead bodies into a tableau of some sort that displayed well thought out social commentary. Or maybe just place their hands on each other's butts. Depends how lazy I was feeling after the murdering.

 

[Elemental]

Butterfly knife in their backs.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

<----- PEANUTS! Fear the Peanuts!

So would you strictly target those with peanut allergies, or find creative ways to murder people with them outside of the obvious demographic?

I actually JUST finished watching American Psycho before I opened this thread. Hmm maybe arrange the dead bodies into a tableau of some sort that displayed well thought out social commentary. Or maybe just place their hands on each other's butts. Depends how lazy I was feeling after the murdering.

We shall see what I cook up. However, if they were deathly allergic, that would sure make my job easier. =D

 

[Yopaz]

I think I am one of the more psychotic around here, because I want to be known as the Valentine Killer. Kill the person after I've got to know something about that person from weeks of stalking. Find out if that person has a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife. Kill the person some time before Valentine's day, carve out the heart and send it as a Valentine's gift to the significant other. I bet I would be caught within a month...

 

[Terramax]

A Dreamcast VMU.

 

[XzarTheMad]

I'd carve a heartagram into their flesh. Why? 'cause I fucking hate H.I.M., and if they are blamed for my crimes, I won't feel a single shred of remorse. In fact, that'd keep me going.

 

[MintyNinja]

A singular slash to the neck. A wetboy never never leaves a tie to come back to him.

I like those books, fun to read.

OT: Carve 108 onto the victim's forehead. Or "DECEASED". I haven't really deci- ...shit.

 

[EvilMaggot]

my calling card would be you wouldnt be able to tell if it was a body after im done ^^... just a huge pile of meat, blood and bones

 

[ilspooner]

I would rip an arm off and shove it down their throats. While wearing gloves of course.

 

[smithy_2045]

At the scene of each crime, I'd leave behind a single digit of pi.

 

[mik hardcore]

So many options...
I'd probably hide the body but leave a clue nearby in plain sight, like a puddle of blood or victim's wallet. I think I'd like playing that sort of game with the cops. Plus they could call me Mr Hide or something.
Yes, I've thought of this. No, I don't plan on trying it.

 

[Spoonius]

Surgically (ie, using a hunting knife) remove their vertebrae, and arange them in sickening poses (auto-fellatio anybody?).

Alternatively, give them a Columbian neck-tie ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colombian_necktie ).

 

[individual11]

I am partial to the blood eagle personally. What you do is cut the ribs out of their back and break them so the resemble wings, then pull out the lungs. Old viking tradition.

The Blood Eagle can't be done using the ribs, it was probably most likely the shoulder blades, as they can be repositioned while the sacrifice is still alive.
And the viking funeral wasn't done on water, the ship had been pulled to dry land. The faster the dead warrior/slavegirl/ship burned, the more likely the dead warrior was accepted into Valhalla. Source: Discovery Channel 'Blood For The Gods'.

On topic; I'd fill the victim's lungs with spider eggs. Just so the more superstitious federales had something to lose sleep over.

 

[Sarkule]

I'd kiss 'em on the cheek with a fresh coat of black lipstick, elegant yet badass and a sign of death.

I'm not some kind of a goth but then again I'm not a killer either.

Also a good way to give the cops your DNA, nice idea

 

[Brandon237]

I would be known as the Gardener because I would always leave a rose at the scene of the crime...
cookie for reference

Kingpin from the daredevil.
Cookie please.

I would find an old Russian war song and write a line of it on a nearby wall in the victim's blood, because I'm like that And then we I completed the last line, I would see to it that once the police found out, their station was blown up... Or a jail was blown up... something like that.

And then I'd find another song.

 

[k-ossuburb]

I'd kiss 'em on the cheek with a fresh coat of black lipstick, elegant yet badass and a sign of death.

I'm not some kind of a goth but then again I'm not a killer either.

I can tell, you know that a lip-print is just as unique as a fingerprint, right? They'd catch you before you could even get to the "serial" part of "serial killer".

OT: I'd surgically remove various parts of the body and then cure them (as in the process of preserving meat, not as in heal) then dip them in resin to preserve them further and turn them into meat puppets.

Disclaimer: if this turns out to actually happen one day, I did not do it. Also, if you're thinking that this is a good idea; don't do it you idiot, this kind of thing only works in comics, books and movies, you will get caught and I'll sue your ass for stealing my idea.

 

[credop]

Two toothpicks which go through the skin and back out making an X on the forhead.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I'd just leave a note saying "Here, Fox news, have a story, because I love you all, and I'm your biggest fan, I'll carry on murdering innocents to feed your network."

Just to see how they spin THAT one around to being the fault of videogames.

That or I'd remove a toe from every victim, and for my tenth kill, I'd sew all the toes onto their chin to give them a creepy toe-beard, just because it'd amuse me and totally mess with the heads of the people trying to work out what I'm doing.