Or I'd force feed my victims cheerios until their stomach bursts and place a pop tart across their eyes.
Just to give all the tabloids the chance to use all their 'cereal killer' headlines they've been saving up for decades, and because the puns would be nearly as painful as the original killings.
Just to give all the tabloids the chance to use all their 'cereal killer' headlines they've been saving up for decades, and because the puns would be nearly as painful as the original killings.