If you were a serial killer what would be your trademark?

[hudsonzero]

I'd always leave a rose at the scene of the crime...
Also my name would be the Gardener.

moss?
anyhow i would leave a live rabbit at every victim with about 3 and a half carrots
or leave a blood splaterd piece of the victims identity at the seen of the crime E.G drives license but nothing else not even a body

 

[IronDefender410]

I'd burn the words "NOT FAST ENOUGH" on their forehead.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Carving "Your health is low!" onto their foreheads...

Do you have any potions or food?

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I'd leave a Yu Gi Oh card next to their corpse based on how hard the job was. Better hope you don't end up with a Kuriboh.

 

[DazBurger]

Calling card? Erhm.. Guess my calling card would be... Leaving my victim... Dead?

 

[Cazza]

Take their left shoe. Then leave a left shoe of a different pair.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

The investigators will always notice a big red button next to the victim: "Do not press!" with the victims fingerprints on the switch.

 

[deonte9109]

I would leave an ace of spades on the body.

 

[Figrut]

If I ever just had to kill somebody? Freshly plugged in curling iron up(down)the arse. Them hanging upside down so muscular action wouldn't void it.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Simple, I'd cover the bodies in stolen oil and leave a card saying; Love BP.

 

[adderseal]

What the fuck kind of a thread is this???
I'm going.

 

[TheWwwizard]

Go figure I'd make an account for this thread.

My calling card would be the absence of a body but lots and lots of blood preferably applied to the walls with a paint brush, it would be accompanied by a note on the ground with a riddle on it, the answer to said riddle would be some kind of penis joke.

 

[Eijarel]

I can just smell the FBI in this thread

anyway ..umm i like pie

 

[Something Amyss]

I would tattoo the complete War and Peace on each body. Obviously, I would have to kill large people.

Actually, I'm pretty sure I would do some weird, obscure deal that would lead to a larger pattern. Because I'm a nerd.

 

[binvjoh]

Well a way back I figured out that I'd place origami figures next to the body.

After a quick google search however: "Fuck you Heavy Rain!"

 

[d4rkxy13x]

I'd carve an "angreh" face on the victim's face, with the words "You incurred moderator wrath, and have been hit with the banhamer" carved on the chest. You can guess the victim would die of a hammer blow aswell.

EDIT :

I'd carve an ANGREH FAIC (See avatar) onto their body.

Because, hey, why not?

Damn, Ninja'd!

 

[Super Six One]

I'd leave the bullet case with the vitims name on it in one of there pockets and a note saying "everyone has one with there name on it, he got his, who will give me mine"

I'm going with the proper nutter killer in this senario. haha

 

[Doomsday11]

Two pinpricks on the victims necks and drain all there blood with syringises