If you were a serial killer what would be your trademark?

[Crimson King]

I would be the only serial killer to ever murder my victims until they died.

 

[Karhukonna]

I'd place the body in ridiculous places, in ridiculous positions, just to throw off my investigators.

"The body was found hanging from a chandelier by his penis, naked and painted blue. The police also discover a Blu-Ray case for James Cameron's Avatar lodged between the victim's ass cheeks. The disc had been shoved down the victim's throat, and the police suspect that this killed the victim."

Also, different themes for each kill.

 

[Whitenail]

Also a good way to give the cops your DNA, nice idea

I can tell, you know that a lip-print is just as unique as a fingerprint, right? They'd catch you before you could even get to the "serial" part of "serial killer".

Hmmm, good point. I'm sure I could just use one of those strange "lip-stamp" products, it would remove the personal touch but oh well.

Then again I'm sure I'd cock up some other miniscule details due to inexperience in the mass murder trade so it probably wouldn't even matter if I made my my calling card a picture of me clipped to a Google maps print-out of where I live.

 

[ohgodalex]

I would leave all my victims alive.

 

[Varanfan9]

I would leave clues that would help solve the mystery of who a different serial killer is. I would both helping and hurting people.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Bugger subtlety.

I'd strap each body to a dozen claymores and throw it off a skyscraper with an impact fuse attached.

Not only does it increase the death toll from each murder, it also means they will have to come up with a warning sign for falling high explosive dead bodies...

...PS, my calling card would be the crater and ludicrous gibs.

 

[Kirch Libre]

I'd do it on a foggy night at 12 am, hang their corpse on an antenna on the roof, and turn the t.v. on to a channel with snow on it.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

What would my trademark be? A custom-made stamp imprinted on each body:

"This is a Rogue Wolf Life-Cessation Industries(TM) product. See us for all your life-cessation needs!"

In this day and age you need to be a good businessman no matter what you do.

 

[Romblen]

I'd leave an apology letter on each victim that said, "Oops, wrong guy, sorry."

 

[Croaker42]

I would use all of your calling cards as to not form any type of pattern or allow for any type of criminal evaluation.
Even better I would use the calling cards of dead killers.

If I was ever caught I would be dubed the coppy cat killer but that would be unlikely as each site would me made to look like someone else did it.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Remove head, turn it backwards.
Stake through heart.
Garlic bulb mouth.
I should also really scatter their ashes at a crossroads, but that gets rid of the body...

It's a noticeably psychotic trademark, and ensures that if by some freak chance my victim is among the undead, they won't come back for me!

 

[ccggenius12]

I'd skin and reseal them, taxidermist style, then dip the body in latex to make it airtight. Then inflate it with hydrogen and let nature dispose of the evidence. Or tie the body to something so it doesn't float away, I'm undecided. Alternatively, kill and de-bone clowns, and twist them to look like balloon animals.
As an alternate to my alternate, I'd take the now boneless body and set it up with a fan to function as a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man.
I can't think of a catchy moniker though.

 

[omicron1]

I would cut each oat in half, pick the mini-wheats apart strand by strand, and leave the whole batch to grow soggy in milk.


...wait.

...Oh! "Serial" killer! I get it!
Uh... Basically the same thing.

 

[MadManZac]

I would probably do the same think I like to do in Fallout 3. When its just one person I like to prop them up in chairs or lying peacefully in bed, as if they where just sleeping. But if its a group of people in one place, I like to cut off the limbs and head and then just pile the bodies in big corpse pile and then set it on fire. I would remove a single organ from each victim and take it home as a macabre trophy of sorts. Knowing myself I would preserve these trophies in jars of alcohol, safely tucked a way for my own pleaser.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

I'd carve a word or a sentence into their torso, slit their throat, and pose them in a bathtub filled with water. The water would turn a beautiful shade of red and I would hopefully get a cool name. The police might even spend a day or two figuring out if the person died because of blood loss, or because they were submerged in water.

"I dunno Jenkins, perhaps the victim simply drowned..."

"Are you sure Wilson? His neck is slit."

"Please Jenkins, keep a more positive attitude."

2 Days Later...

"By God, Jenkins! I think it was murder!."

uhuh.

 

[Sweet Potato Vines]

For every person I'd kill, I'd leave a rose on their body. But i'd kill them with.... a hammer.


Cookie for the reference.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

*carving*"There was no hole in here, now i made one"

 

[MrShowerHead]

Tore of their limbs and write cryptic words with them....

....And make them wear funny hats