I would use a knife and my name would be: a squiggle, 'cos that's all I could write with a knife.
If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?
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He could take a battery powered keyring picture viewer and use that (yeah animations work on them also as i have one). If he takes a big enough one with him then yeah he can get away with that...TheNamlessGuy said:
OT: I would be DK-Jigsaw (obvious reason) and i wouldn't commit murder, i would be the copycat killer of Jigsaw on the Saw movies, but this time, for real. Also, my jigsaw piece will be burned rather then sliced out (and it will be in the shape of the letters DKJ).
Please do not tell on me when you read my killing spree in the papers, i trust you all.
Well since a name like this is really just decided by what enough people call you, I'd be called "hurgggnnllll -gurgle- *thud*".
My weapon is a small stiletto knife, and my style is to slowly insert it through the centre of the back of the neck. Hence the name.
My weapon is a small stiletto knife, and my style is to slowly insert it through the centre of the back of the neck. Hence the name.
"The Butcher of Bradford" - as my surname's Butcher and I live in Bradford and would probably use something like a kitchen knife as they're easy to attain and if a relatively popular model sold en-masse was chosen difficult for forensics to track.
Of course they'd only know my surname once caught but let's face it that's ultimately inevitable these days in our surveillance society of good old Airstirp One *cough* I mean UK. Plus knives are awful things to use and you have something like a 70% chance of cutting yourself along with the intended so that'll leave plenty of unwanted evidence behind..
Additionally, as this is most undoubtedly logged with my IP which clearly shows who I am and where I live (without me needing to divulge the above) whichever law enforcement agency is reading this you really don't have to waste your time looking into it, I'm more of a tin-hat conspiracy nut than a serial killer and to-date the only thing I've ever killed was a hamster and even that was accidental, I didn't know you weren't supposed to give them synthetic bedding - it was ok for the gerbil.
Of course they'd only know my surname once caught but let's face it that's ultimately inevitable these days in our surveillance society of good old Airstirp One *cough* I mean UK. Plus knives are awful things to use and you have something like a 70% chance of cutting yourself along with the intended so that'll leave plenty of unwanted evidence behind..
Additionally, as this is most undoubtedly logged with my IP which clearly shows who I am and where I live (without me needing to divulge the above) whichever law enforcement agency is reading this you really don't have to waste your time looking into it, I'm more of a tin-hat conspiracy nut than a serial killer and to-date the only thing I've ever killed was a hamster and even that was accidental, I didn't know you weren't supposed to give them synthetic bedding - it was ok for the gerbil.
If I were a serial killer I would have no name for only a serial killer who is known needs a name. No one would ever connect my killings because I wouldn't do something foolish like using the same weapon all the time.Fniff said:
There would be one pattern which connects my victims, the pattern which would allow me to be an undetectable serial killer... of course I can't say what it is because where is the fun if you already know the answer?
If I were to have a name though it would be The Shadow Enigma. As elusive as a shadow and as puzzling as an enigma. My weapon is my intellect.
I remember someone posting something suggestive and then somebody else replying with "look out the suspension screwdriver will get you soon" people replied suggesting "sword" and such to which he said "I'm trying to keep with the whole toolbox theme"
Those posts gave me an idea for a serial killer called the Moderator who carries a toolbox with three tools, first he breaks you wrist with the Probation Pliers, then he pins you to the wall with the Suspension Screwdriver and finnally finishes you off with the Banhammer.
I'm not, and will probaly never be a forum moderator but its an interesting idea.
Those posts gave me an idea for a serial killer called the Moderator who carries a toolbox with three tools, first he breaks you wrist with the Probation Pliers, then he pins you to the wall with the Suspension Screwdriver and finnally finishes you off with the Banhammer.
I'm not, and will probaly never be a forum moderator but its an interesting idea.
Rambo
silenced machine gun and various types of explosives
and tearing out the esophagi of Burmese mercenaries.
silenced machine gun and various types of explosives
and tearing out the esophagi of Burmese mercenaries.