If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?
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a combat knife.
all of my kills will a snab from behind, hitting the third vertebra.
for those who don't know, that'll paralyze you from the neck down, but not necessary kill you.
a combat knife.
all of my kills will a snab from behind, hitting the third vertebra.
for those who don't know, that'll paralyze you from the neck down, but not necessary kill you.
I will be the Fourth Jonas Brother. I will kidnap people and put them in a room with no windows, a sealed door, cement floor, and walls made of brick. The ceiling will have speakers installed with precautions made so that the victim doesn't get wise and try to destroy the sound source. They will be barraged with an endless loop of Jonas Brothers covering the Beatles. They can choose to either starve to death, accepting the so-called 'music', or throw themselves around violently into the walls. Killing is too predictable and not nearly as entertaining as completely fucking with people to the point they kill themselves. And I imagine it will change with each person. That is all.
Oh, and there will be a hidden, protected camera as well. I want to watch, afterall.
Oh, and there will be a hidden, protected camera as well. I want to watch, afterall.
I'm sure someone has already said this, but I don't feel like browsing the few pages to check, so I care not!
I would be the cereal killer, and I would stuff my victims bodies with Frosted Flakes and other cereals. I would of course be dressed as Captain Crunch for any killing activities.
I would be the cereal killer, and I would stuff my victims bodies with Frosted Flakes and other cereals. I would of course be dressed as Captain Crunch for any killing activities.
All right, before you call me a Yahtzee sheep, I had this idea for a funny serial killer comic strip long before I started coming to this site, let alone being aware of ZP.
Now then...
Name: The Quick-Time Event Killer (couldn't think of a better name then and still can't)
Weapon/method: captures his victims, and puts them in a gauntlet that they can get through if they press the right button at the right time when instructed to. If they press one button incorrectly, they die, and their body appears somewhere in an alley on the other side of the city with the words "Press Square to Not Die" written in blood.
Now then...
Name: The Quick-Time Event Killer (couldn't think of a better name then and still can't)
Weapon/method: captures his victims, and puts them in a gauntlet that they can get through if they press the right button at the right time when instructed to. If they press one button incorrectly, they die, and their body appears somewhere in an alley on the other side of the city with the words "Press Square to Not Die" written in blood.
Rembrandt the Domestic Executioner.
Named for my creativity with victims, using everyday, arbitrary items as weapons and displaying corpses as artistically as possible. It'd be a nice touch to leave some roses with each body.
Named for my creativity with victims, using everyday, arbitrary items as weapons and displaying corpses as artistically as possible. It'd be a nice touch to leave some roses with each body.
My name would be The Normal Guy, and I would kill people with my sheer average-ness. (The minute they saw me, they would blow up their house, stab their neighbor, and then rip out their out vocal chords while choking themselves with their dick)
Id be lord of the junkies.
Id pay a bunch of crackheads and heroin addicts to jump out and stab people to death with their used needles. Anyone who survived the initial stabing would certaintly die of AIDS years later. Either a super painful death or a slow sickly gruelling way.
Id pay a bunch of crackheads and heroin addicts to jump out and stab people to death with their used needles. Anyone who survived the initial stabing would certaintly die of AIDS years later. Either a super painful death or a slow sickly gruelling way.