If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?

[Mirrored Jigsaw]

The Jigsaw killer stole my name. Weapon would be a generic butterfly knife.

EDIT: I seem to be the only one who I actually thought this was serious...well this is awkward.

 

[mrhappyface]

It would be my username, i would use a simple old kitchen knife.

I take it you like using blood as syrup on your pancakes?

But I love everyone, except when i'm wonder what's inside you...

 

[Shadowfaze]

Probably "The (insert town name here) slayer". I'd have a hunting knife.

 

[kingcom]

Le chuck, definitely, with a cutless.

 

[Neonbob]

Aheh.
Ahehehe. AahahahaaaAHAHAHAH!
Perfect. So my image is that of a madman who only targets whales. This is wonderful news.
Thank you. >:-D

Nuclear power plant: Yes
Hates the environment: Yes
Has maniacal laugh: Yes

Me thinks we have a winner!

Haha!
Yeeessss.
Give yourself a figure to imagine.
Muahahahaaa.

 

[Jiveturkey124]

The funniest thing about this thread is the fact that your trying to "Choose" how you would kill people as a serial killer.

Most serial killers develop their certain trademarks because of severe mental illness, not so they can get a cool name haha. The name of a serial killer is solely done by the press. Like "The Nigh Stalker", he didnt send them a message saying that was his name, it was just given to him by the press.

Sorry not trying to be a buzz kill...

But i am pretty much being a buzzkill.

O..how bout that!?

I could call my serial killer name "The Buzzkill" and like everytime someone gets high or drunk, I kill em, thus being a literal buzz kill. LAWLS!

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

I'd be called "Stanley the Knife"

 

[That's Funny]

Paradox.

I would use the power of time to manipulate murders how I see fit, thus causing paradoxes which kill every one.

 

[DrFecka]

The Knifer and i would use... A PICKAXE

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

I would be known as...
Meh. Probably just Greyfox, or one of my other, disused aliases...
Fictional: I would use a Death Note and cleanse this world! Then after cleansing it, I would Unify it under the Terran banner, Install a good leader and ruling council... then probably remove oneself.
Real: I'd probably just use a knife to kill them until I got caught/whatever.
Comedy: ... well, this.

Spoiler

You have all been Fething warned! Do not Feth with me!

Thats damned awesome! best way to die... ever...

OT: Id be the killer from above, Weapon would be a brick, Method would be to drop a brick onto the victim from 5000 feet. Id have to be lucky to hit them...

 

[Dedtoo]

I would be... The Terrible Tesla! I would use the tecnology of the red alert tesla troppers!!
And nobody can prove anything if i just use enough power >

 

[mcgroobber]

george w. bush

i would convince everyone that weapons of mass destruction were in my victims backyards

(insert evil laugh)

 

[Lord of Maggots]

I would be "The Sonic Seducer" and would lure you into my tour/rappist van with sweet melodies from my guitar, then play slayer, melt your face, and "love" the remains...

 

[AvsJoe]

I dunno. In order to avoid the media dubbing me something else I'd probably leave some form of message on my first victim like a note or something with something cool like Catastrophe or Scythe on it. My weapon would be a slashy-weapon but as for the specifics I have no idea.

 

[steam_marc]

Gordon Freeman. Killing people with a crowbar.

 

[T5seconds]

The Candy Man, get people high, next day, overdose them, simple really.

No one would expect it was me until 20 murders in.

 

[Rhade]

Hollow, much along the lines of the Bleach variety. I find they tend to hold a lot of symbolic significance for me.

I'd probably use some kind of incapacitating drug coupled with a mid-length blade of some kind, probably for more merciful 'snap the spinal cord while they're out cold (though probably after giving some kind of speech or tirade while they're going numb and passing out)' efficient finish.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I call myself...*Drum roll* Dr.Bateman

Horse tranq
and a wide range of poison.

I would wear a renaissance style doctor costume.

 

[tmujir955]

Aheh.
Ahehehe. AahahahaaaAHAHAHAH!
Perfect. So my image is that of a madman who only targets whales. This is wonderful news.
Thank you. >:-D

Nuclear power plant: Yes
Hates the environment: Yes
Has maniacal laugh: Yes

Me thinks we have a winner!

Haha!
Yeeessss.
Give yourself a figure to imagine.
Muahahahaaa.

Nearly killed by a baby: Yes
Is 104 years old: Yes
Hated by everyone: Yes
Has a stuffed teddy bear named "Bobo": Yes
Has every single known and unknown disease in his body simultaneously: Yes

This is the figure I imagine:

 

[Neonbob]

Haha!
Yeeessss.
Give yourself a figure to imagine.
Muahahahaaa.

Nearly killed by a baby: Yes
Is 104 years old: Yes
Hated by everyone: Yes
Has a stuffed teddy bear named "Bobo": Yes
Has every single known and unknown disease in his body simultaneously: Yes

I think you're not too threatening.

*claps with glee*
Yay!
That makes my work so much easier.
Muahahahahaa.