If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?
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I was outside smoking a little while ago and thought about this very thing! I'd be Frost, and my weapon would be icicles.
If I was feeling cynical I would say sarcasm in the right hands is more dangerous than a crossbow.Furburt said:
If I was feeling sarcastic I would say my 'razor sharp' wit would best your unregistered sarcasm (I wasn't aware sarcasm had to be registered!). I would fear unrestrained sarcasm more I think...
Anyway I think skepticism would be the weapon of the cynic, sarcasm maybe the pessimist?
I would become The Pedant - I wear down my opponents by relentlessly pointing out their every mistake until they either take their own life or hand themselves in.
Nerd fight!
As to the thread...
Hmmmm... Choosing a name sort of implies a wish for fame which requires one to be caught if you wish to be credited. If one truly just has a desire to kill I recommend changing things up every once in a while. It keeps you from falling into a rut, but it does sort of preclude getting a name that will stick.
I suppose there could be the desire to become infamous and see your works in the press without ever wishing to be linked to those crimes. If that was the case...
The Elasticband Killer
If you don't know what an "elastrator" is ... well they use it to neuter cattle ... think of that used to remove someones head ... not because I think it is that interesting it is just that I do not think it has been done before.
As to the thread...
Hmmmm... Choosing a name sort of implies a wish for fame which requires one to be caught if you wish to be credited. If one truly just has a desire to kill I recommend changing things up every once in a while. It keeps you from falling into a rut, but it does sort of preclude getting a name that will stick.
I suppose there could be the desire to become infamous and see your works in the press without ever wishing to be linked to those crimes. If that was the case...
The Elasticband Killer
If you don't know what an "elastrator" is ... well they use it to neuter cattle ... think of that used to remove someones head ... not because I think it is that interesting it is just that I do not think it has been done before.
unknown name... it would make me more successful if i weren't labelled
... my methods would always change and they wouldn't be sure it was the same person
... my methods would always change and they wouldn't be sure it was the same person
I would be the Iron Man, my murder weapon of choice? Ironing people's clothes too much (so that they're really hot and uncfomfortable and have those small burn marks in them that look really scruffy) and making them sit there, tied to a chair wearing underpants that have a surface temperature of over 120 degrees (if that doesn't make them at least feel faint after a couple of hours then I'll just do it the old fashioned way and brain them with the iron).
I would murder people with an ice pick [http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/397201/2/istockphoto_397201_ice_pick_awl.jpg] to the base of the skull.
My name would be The Ice-Picker.
My name would be The Ice-Picker.
I would use an Irish (or traditional Celtic) name as my alias, not sure what yet, but it would be chock-ful of meaning 
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My method of killing would be similar to the method used by one of my villainess characters in one of my stories. I would basically go Thirty Xanatos Pileup [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtyXanatosPileup] on a bunch of people until half of them kill each other, manipulate the undercover detectives or police officers investigating me into killing half of the others, then kill any stragglers myself with knives and slow torture. I'm actually quite a sadist...
[small]My character does this with her family, you see. Her six sisters, including two twins who think they're being helped by the main villain, who are all basically conspiring to kill each other off in order to control the family business. They are joined by undercover detectives who are the story protagonists who also happen to be Xanatos experts themselves. Oh, and the main characters are a vampire and a human working together, they run a supernatural detective agency, and the family is a coven of witches who are also working against each other to release a demoness, Lilith, who they want to use to gain ultimate god-like powers.
It all makes sense in context.[/small]
.My method of killing would be similar to the method used by one of my villainess characters in one of my stories. I would basically go Thirty Xanatos Pileup [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtyXanatosPileup] on a bunch of people until half of them kill each other, manipulate the undercover detectives or police officers investigating me into killing half of the others, then kill any stragglers myself with knives and slow torture. I'm actually quite a sadist...
[small]My character does this with her family, you see. Her six sisters, including two twins who think they're being helped by the main villain, who are all basically conspiring to kill each other off in order to control the family business. They are joined by undercover detectives who are the story protagonists who also happen to be Xanatos experts themselves. Oh, and the main characters are a vampire and a human working together, they run a supernatural detective agency, and the family is a coven of witches who are also working against each other to release a demoness, Lilith, who they want to use to gain ultimate god-like powers.
It all makes sense in context.[/small]
