If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?

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Flishiz

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Reminds me of the time in AC2 when I punched a farmer and took his rake, then started beating people with it, yelling "I'm the Death Farmer!!" while making bad puns relating to agriculture.

So yeah, that.
 

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Neonbob said:
The Atomic Menace.
Because I'd use nukes. Screw individual murders. Go big or stay the hell inside and watch TV.
I figure three explosions should be enough to get me the serial status.
Well I think you would be called a Terrorist not a serial killer...

OT: Uber Polarbear, I'd poison them then shove a Polarbear wearing a hat saying Uber teddy down their neck
 

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Uber Polarbear said:
Neonbob said:
The Atomic Menace.
Because I'd use nukes. Screw individual murders. Go big or stay the hell inside and watch TV.
I figure three explosions should be enough to get me the serial status.
Well I think you would be called a Terrorist not a serial killer...

OT: Uber Polarbear, I'd poison them then shove a Polarbear wearing a hat saying Uber teddy down their neck
But...I'd have no political or financial goals...
Wouldn't the lack of either of those things stop me from being a terrorist?
 

revjay

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I think I'd prefer a mass murderer. That whole method thing seems tedious in the long run. As for name? Since I'm making that distinction it'd probably have some reference to Natural Born Killers.. The NBK Killer? Sounds sound bitey enough to fly.
 

shadow741

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for the name it would be buttmunch
for the weapon it would be my teeth cuz id go around eating ppls arses
 

FlyAwayAutumn

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Either "Who the fuck is th-AUGHHH!"

or more seriously

"The fuck?"
as in "How the fuck did this happen?"

I would kill people with things that you didn't even know were deadly.
Rubber Duck? Hell yeah.
Soap? You know it.
Air? I'll find a way.
 

PrototypeC

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I had that idea a while ago. What's the worst murder weapon? A blunt instrument. "Wouldn't that take, like, months to actually kill them?" "Hehehe... exactly."

In GTA: San Andreas, there's one mission where you have to swim out to a tanker boat at night, in a fog, diving if you're caught by the patrol boats (making them think you're a seal). Then, you sneak onto the tanker with a knife and come up behind the crew and stab them in the neck, one by one. Then you reach the captain, who you can't sneak up on, who throws you a katana and demands a fight to the death. You win, leaving no witnesses, then you dive off the now bloody-covered empty boat into the water... perhaps taking out the people on the patrol boats while you're at it. For this mission, I put my bodybuilder CJ in long black pants, a black tank top, and a hockey mask. I called him, "The Black Ghost". That might have been the most fun I ever had with that game.

I want to make a game like this, you know, where you're a serial killer on the loose, avoiding being caught and filling the public imagination with fear over your methods and grim title. If you do well enough, you can murder from beyond the grave a la Freddy Krueger. It'll never be made, but it's a fun thought.
 

Xeros

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I would be the "Inside-out Boy", and I would bring all of your insides to the outside.
 

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Flishiz said:
Reminds me of the time in AC2 when I punched a farmer and took his rake, then started beating people with it, yelling "I'm the Death Farmer!!" while making bad puns relating to agriculture.

So yeah, that.
Oh God. I now have the choice of spending my last $50 on AC2 or food.
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Fuck it, I can go a week without food.
 

Flishiz

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tmujir955 said:
Flishiz said:
Reminds me of the time in AC2 when I punched a farmer and took his rake, then started beating people with it, yelling "I'm the Death Farmer!!" while making bad puns relating to agriculture.

So yeah, that.
Oh God. I now have the choice of spending my last $50 on AC2 or food.
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Fuck it, I can go a week without food.
I'll tell you that you'll have even more fun once you find someone with a broom. Seriously, a lethal fucking weapon there, probably outperforming most of my diamond-coated, uranium-powered superswords.
 

trueluigi7

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Hmmm? I would be..."The Iron Crow" and my weapon of choice would be the Crowbar. I would start by using the broad end and whacking my victim in the back of the head knocking him down the I would take the curved end and puncturing through under the chin and then pulling his head back until it is ripped off...oh that sounds good.
 

tmujir955

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Flishiz said:
tmujir955 said:
Flishiz said:
Reminds me of the time in AC2 when I punched a farmer and took his rake, then started beating people with it, yelling "I'm the Death Farmer!!" while making bad puns relating to agriculture.

So yeah, that.
Oh God. I now have the choice of spending my last $50 on AC2 or food.
...
...
...
...
Fuck it, I can go a week without food.
I'll tell you that you'll have even more fun once you find someone with a broom. Seriously, a lethal fucking weapon there, probably outperforming most of my diamond-coated, uranium-powered superswords.
It's now 9:53 at night. The nearest Gamestop is a mile away. The shortest way to get there is through a shady and dark neighborhood.
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Well, I'm gonna go grab a copy of AC2 now.