If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?

[JonnoStrife]

I'd kill and rape female poets, and use their blood to write little memory tricks on the wall, like: Richard of York gave battle in vain. Which is how you remember the colours of the rainbow. Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet.

My name would be Johnny Mnemonic.

 

[JohnnySex]

Oh or if I was able to do impossible things I would be somethin cheesy like Father Time and I would manipulate time to age people rapidly so that they die or make them younger until they cease to exist. Or maybe I'd be even cheesier and be The Reaper or something and suck people's souls out of their bodies. But like I said before, best choice is simple: a knife.

 

[Geekmaster K]

]

I will be the Fourth Jonas Brother. I will kidnap people and put them in a room with no windows, a sealed door, cement floor, and walls made of brick. The ceiling will have speakers installed with precautions made so that the victim doesn't get wise and try to destroy the sound source. They will be barraged with an endless loop of Jonas Brothers covering the Beatles. They can choose to either starve to death, accepting the so-called 'music', or throw themselves around violently into the walls. Killing is too predictable and not nearly as entertaining as completely fucking with people to the point they kill themselves. And I imagine it will change with each person. That is all.

Oh, and there will be a hidden, protected camera as well. I want to watch, afterall.

The horrors that would bring upon the world as we know it!! I cringe with the thought of it!

I will lose sleep in fear of this o.0

I would be known as The Gamer. My killings would be based on different video games. Here's some examples:

Final Fantasy. A frickin' long sword in the back (like Sephiroth).

Mario. Jumping on someone until they die.

Zelda. A Master Sword replica through the head.

Pokemon. Suffocation with a Burger King Poke Ball (Remember that whole fiasco with the Pokemon Burger King toys?)

Half-Life. Suffocation with a Headcrab hat (You can buy those online. Just Google it).

Portal. An incinerator, just like the Companion Cube.

Kingdom Hearts. A Keyblade replica decapitation.

BioShock. A giant drill through the chest, like a Big Daddy.

The list goes on. When the police are investigating the murders, they will be wondering just how big of a geek I am.

Also you could leave games at the scene as a hint of what the next one will be.

(and my own additions to your allready awesome list)

Fallout3: Leave a live grenade in their pocket (its a achivement)

Left 4 dead: 4 dead people dressed as the survivors in a room with writing on the walls like the saferooms.

Almost all MMORPG's: Grind someone to death

The sims: Leave them floating dead in a pool with no ladder[/quote]

Those are brilliant suggestions! I don't know if I would leave a game at the scene of the crime, though. There are too many games I wouldn't want to part with. I just thought of another one!

Gears of War: Force an overdose of steroids and testosterone pills down the victim's throat! XD

Seriously, the guys in that game are probably taking steroids of some kind. Look at Cole's arms!

(By the way, my saying that your suggestions are brilliant does NOT mean I'm actually going to be a serial killer. I'm keeping this in the "what if" context).

 

[Geekmaster K]

]

I will be the Fourth Jonas Brother. I will kidnap people and put them in a room with no windows, a sealed door, cement floor, and walls made of brick. The ceiling will have speakers installed with precautions made so that the victim doesn't get wise and try to destroy the sound source. They will be barraged with an endless loop of Jonas Brothers covering the Beatles. They can choose to either starve to death, accepting the so-called 'music', or throw themselves around violently into the walls. Killing is too predictable and not nearly as entertaining as completely fucking with people to the point they kill themselves. And I imagine it will change with each person. That is all.

Oh, and there will be a hidden, protected camera as well. I want to watch, afterall.

The horrors that would bring upon the world as we know it!! I cringe with the thought of it!

I will lose sleep in fear of this o.0

I would be known as The Gamer. My killings would be based on different video games. Here's some examples:

Final Fantasy. A frickin' long sword in the back (like Sephiroth).

Mario. Jumping on someone until they die.

Zelda. A Master Sword replica through the head.

Pokemon. Suffocation with a Burger King Poke Ball (Remember that whole fiasco with the Pokemon Burger King toys?)

Half-Life. Suffocation with a Headcrab hat (You can buy those online. Just Google it).

Portal. An incinerator, just like the Companion Cube.

Kingdom Hearts. A Keyblade replica decapitation.

BioShock. A giant drill through the chest, like a Big Daddy.

The list goes on. When the police are investigating the murders, they will be wondering just how big of a geek I am.

Also you could leave games at the scene as a hint of what the next one will be.

(and my own additions to your allready awesome list)

Fallout3: Leave a live grenade in their pocket (its a achivement)

Left 4 dead: 4 dead people dressed as the survivors in a room with writing on the walls like the saferooms.

Almost all MMORPG's: Grind someone to death

The sims: Leave them floating dead in a pool with no ladder

Those are brilliant suggestions! I don't know if I would leave a game at the scene of the crime, though. There are too many games I wouldn't want to part with. I just thought of another one!

Gears of War: Force an overdose of steroids and testosterone pills down the victim's throat! XD

Seriously, the guys in that game are probably taking steroids of some kind. Look at Cole's arms!

(By the way, my saying that your suggestions are brilliant does NOT mean I'm actually going to be a serial killer. I'm keeping this in the "what if" context).

EDIT: Sorry for the double post! Something weird happened when I was trying to quote Somthing!

 

[Fox242]

My name would be "The Laughing Man" because I'd leave a tape recording of me laughing uproariously while I describe my victims and how I feel about what I did. My weapon would vary, but I would always use a dagger to carve a nice little smile on their face because it's always best to go with a smile! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[sagacious]

the immortal

I'd just plain fucking outlive all my enemies.

 

[crepesack]

The Paper Cutter.

A viciously sharp piece of manila paper. I would cut their jugulars with it.

 

[Yegargeburble]

I would be the Snow Shovel Slayer. Take a guess as to my weaponry.

 

[SilverUchiha]

The name would be Kira for the obligatory "DeathNote" reference.

As for weapon (and I know someone's going to call me out on this) but I'd change it up every time. Why? Because when people have a serial killer, they look for what all the murders have in common. What do the victims have in common? Etc. Etc. If I want to be a good serial killer, I'd randomize my targets. Use a different weapon all the time. And fuck up the evidence enough so tracking it to the same individual would be fairly difficult... while still leaving a calling-card to show it is the same person. By making everything else random and different, they won't trap me in some pattern or figure out who my next target is. Booyah.

 

[Composer]

the french toaster!
id talk with a bad french accent and use pyro based weapons(flamethrower mollies, ex)
ps if sumone thought of this before me srry i didnt read all 6pages

 

[(whitty name here)]

The Giant robot and my weapon would be this

Spoiler

But thats a commander unit use an experimental unit instead like the Monkey Lord.

I wouldn't be considered a serial killer because I wouldn't have a general target. Just watch Mr. Brooks, if I was a serial killer I would want to be like him; except that hole guilty concience thing.

EDIT: Mr. Brooks did purposelly leave thumbprints of the victims. I wouldn't even have that. Maybe take some blood like Dexter?No...too obvious.Only kill people having sex?Been done before...OH!I know! Only ever kill them with a sniper rifle(silenced of course for obvious reasons).

 

[Deleric]

I'd be '100'.

After my first victim, I would sign the number '100' in blood on the wall.

Each victim succeeding the first will be signed the number below the last one.

Each kill will be more gruesome, and will happen in increasingly LONGER jumps of time.

Once I hit 5 (and it'd be awesome if I hit 5), I don't do anything. While the rest of the world waits in suspenseful fear of my next move, I'll be the only one that knows I can rest easy.

 

[Lexodus]

If? IF? Whaddya mean, IF?!

 

[PrototypeC]

I've been thinking about it. Not sure it'll be a big hit or an enduring fear in the public consciousness, but I could be "The Gas Miner" or "The Smoker". My haunts would be decrepit old buildings (which I love anyway), and my methods would be a pickaxe and poison gas. I would wait until my victim entered a room, and lock the door, then filling the room with my poison gas while they beat on the door in vain, and I watched.

Alternatively, I would use eye-irritating but non-lethal gas to cloud the hallways, disguising my movements and allowing me to sneak up from behind with my pickaxe. Of course, I would be wearing a gas mask, mining equipment and an asbestos suit.

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

The Gold Star killer.

I will leave gold star stickers all over the bodies of the people I kill.

 

[Somthing]

]

I will be the Fourth Jonas Brother. I will kidnap people and put them in a room with no windows, a sealed door, cement floor, and walls made of brick. The ceiling will have speakers installed with precautions made so that the victim doesn't get wise and try to destroy the sound source. They will be barraged with an endless loop of Jonas Brothers covering the Beatles. They can choose to either starve to death, accepting the so-called 'music', or throw themselves around violently into the walls. Killing is too predictable and not nearly as entertaining as completely fucking with people to the point they kill themselves. And I imagine it will change with each person. That is all.

Oh, and there will be a hidden, protected camera as well. I want to watch, afterall.

The horrors that would bring upon the world as we know it!! I cringe with the thought of it!

I will lose sleep in fear of this o.0

I would be known as The Gamer. My killings would be based on different video games. Here's some examples:

Final Fantasy. A frickin' long sword in the back (like Sephiroth).

Mario. Jumping on someone until they die.

Zelda. A Master Sword replica through the head.

Pokemon. Suffocation with a Burger King Poke Ball (Remember that whole fiasco with the Pokemon Burger King toys?)

Half-Life. Suffocation with a Headcrab hat (You can buy those online. Just Google it).

Portal. An incinerator, just like the Companion Cube.

Kingdom Hearts. A Keyblade replica decapitation.

BioShock. A giant drill through the chest, like a Big Daddy.

The list goes on. When the police are investigating the murders, they will be wondering just how big of a geek I am.

Also you could leave games at the scene as a hint of what the next one will be.

(and my own additions to your allready awesome list)

Fallout3: Leave a live grenade in their pocket (its a achivement)

Left 4 dead: 4 dead people dressed as the survivors in a room with writing on the walls like the saferooms.

Almost all MMORPG's: Grind someone to death

The sims: Leave them floating dead in a pool with no ladder

Those are brilliant suggestions! I don't know if I would leave a game at the scene of the crime, though. There are too many games I wouldn't want to part with. I just thought of another one!

Gears of War: Force an overdose of steroids and testosterone pills down the victim's throat! XD

Seriously, the guys in that game are probably taking steroids of some kind. Look at Cole's arms!

(By the way, my saying that your suggestions are brilliant does NOT mean I'm actually going to be a serial killer. I'm keeping this in the "what if" context).

EDIT: Sorry for the double post! Something weird happened when I was trying to quote Somthing!

Oh btw :O
Kirby: find someone with a hat eat them and then walk around with their hat and hair style for a while

 

[Jammerz]

The Atomic Menace.
Because I'd use nukes. Screw individual murders. Go big or stay the hell inside and watch TV.
I figure three explosions should be enough to get me the serial status.

Well I think you would be called a Terrorist not a serial killer...

OT: Uber Polarbear, I'd poison them then shove a Polarbear wearing a hat saying Uber teddy down their neck

But...I'd have no political or financial goals...
Wouldn't the lack of either of those things stop me from being a terrorist?

I guess, but the fact that your using explosives as a weapon, people would see you as a terrorist not a serial killer even if you weren't technically one

 

[Neonbob]

Well I think you would be called a Terrorist not a serial killer...

OT: Uber Polarbear, I'd poison them then shove a Polarbear wearing a hat saying Uber teddy down their neck

But...I'd have no political or financial goals...
Wouldn't the lack of either of those things stop me from being a terrorist?

I guess, but the fact that your using explosives as a weapon, people would see you as a terrorist not a serial killer even if you weren't technically one

Rassum frassum...
Siiiigh.
And here I was hoping that I could just go about the whole thing with the least amount of effort needed.
Crap.