If You Were a Themed Serial Killer

[WinterOrbit]

I would be the Boston Creme Strangler. Guess my murder instrument of choice...

 

[occrats]

I would kill my victim then leave a note telling the police to choose the next murder device and if they don't I'll kill 2 people

Edit: Didn't know someone had something similar didn't mean to copy any ideas

 

[The_Yeti]

i'd target jerks, sluts male and female, druggies, drug sellers, drug smugglers, political douchebags, and anyone else I find simply irritating, all killed by a simple neck snap/twist. quick, silent, unseen, properly attired to leave no dna!

 

[Freeze_L]

Cheese, every part of each murder would be related to cheese. Whether it be death by provolone suffocation or a cheesy slasher film rip off. I would be the Big Cheese

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'd be dressed as santa and kill people who were naughty int he year. And leave a present with coal in it on the body.

Not really just to be original or anyhting, but because the news would say killer santa and scare the shit out of kids. In fact, if I could team up iwth a guy who wants to do the Easter BUnny and someone who does the tooth fairy, I could probably end every child's childhood.

 

[ryanxm]

Dexter,because i would be a crime scene investigator and i would also be a serial killer

 

[Jim-a-Lim]

I'd be called Blue Peter. Each of my murders would require two victims. Someone would be found almost dead. Lying next to them would be the corpse of another person with a note saying "and here's one I made earlier."

Yours made me chuckle ^^. hmmmm -

Haha the only thing I can think of currently is "The Biscuit Killer" via themed murders based on biscuit names.
Murder within a whale stomache - the digestive.
Intoxication with diary fluids - the custard cream.
Insert orange neckbolts - the ginger nut.
Hobnob where you.... erm well I can stop here now I think.

 

[Canid117]

Spray on tan would probably lose its popularity...



I really hope this thread doesn't get taken out of context in any way.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Launch. For I would use a trebuchet to kill my victims.

How the police would not notice the trebuchet being carted around town, I have no clue.

Well clearly the city is the trebuchet. You are in fact an immortal being who, millenia ago, set about constructing the most devious plan of all ... a city as a murder weapon, but no-one but you knows it (well presumably at some point during their flight your victims may realise, but they die, so no-one currently living would know except you).

OT: I've been listening to Caramelldansen a lot recently, so I'd go with killing people and hooking their bodies up to auto-dancers (of a design I'd create when I went evil-serial-killer) that make them do the Caramelldansen dance (and being a rigid structure connected to their bodies, it would be difficult for the police to dettach them (and that doesn't even take into account that they'd be in constant motion). Oh, and I'd only ever kill one person in any major city.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Kill my victims with a Meteor.

Just before it hits, "One Winged Angel" plays throughout the world.

The police will never guess who the killer is!

 

[Bobbity]

I'd go after those who have committed heinous crimes, but escaped unpunished.

 

[AshtonF]

Hmmmmmm... not quite sure...there would be rainbows...lots and lots of rainbows

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I wouldn't be a themed serial killer, as they draw attention to themselves. In the event I snapped and started killing people for the lulz, I'd do it Dexter style: room covered in plastic, I tell the person they're about to die (and why) while they are helpless, then I kill them and chop them up. Put the pieces in trash bags and bury them out in the middle of nowhere.

Rule number one: Don't get caught.

I have put way too much thought into this. I'm actually kind of scared of myself now. O_O

 

[pulse2]

Killing should be artistic so that even the detectives are impressed, one should paint a picture using blood and use the corpse to create still art like some of those greek statues.

So I guess I'd name my self the Panzaatii Filletto Killer.


EDIT: Alterntativly dress up as Justin Bieber, so that he gets arrested.

 

[Estarc]

I have never ever considered it. You'd have thought it might have crossed my mind, especially recently since I've just rented a few seasons of Dexter (great, if sometimes disturbing show) but it hasn't. After some consideration the only things I can come up with are either make all the kills look like suicides, or completely change the cause of death every time to try and throw off the law.

 

[SilentCom]

We already had a themed killer sort of near where I once lived. He was called the Green River killer (lived near the Green River, go figure) and he killed prostitutes...

 

[viking97]

i would always hide in someones house and beat their brains in with the best blunt instrument i can find.

true, i'd probably be caught really fast considering i'd leave behind an assload of evidence but it would be fun.

i guess i would just target ppl randomly, delay my capture a bit.

 

[Wolfwind]

They'd call me.....

Sparky sparky boom man!

 

[MEEBO17]

Id dress up like a medival knight in bulletproof armor (anti-cops) and go around with a crossbow and lance.

 

[badgersprite]

I'd be the "Never Does The Same Thing Twice" Serial Killer.

My theme is having no pattern and no connection between the murders whatsoever.