If You Were a Themed Serial Killer

[The Funslinger]

Simple question, if you were a serial killer, what would be your theme? Would you kill your victims in a distinctive fashion, or leave some kind of calling card on the body?

(Yes, I know routines like that would be unrealistic, and ultimately get someone caught, but it's a hypothetical, okay?)

(You'd have to know english media to get mine.)

I'd be called Blue Peter. Each of my murders would require two victims. Someone would be found almost dead. Lying next to them would be the corpse of another person with a note saying "and here's one I made earlier."

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Either the Monday Night Massacreer or the Kinetic Killer. I'd either kill one person every monday or I'd kill several people and chop of their heads and make them into a set of Newton Balls so when you move head the one on the other end will move.

 

[Megacherv]

The Jeffinator

I'll leave you to figure it out...

 

[Athol]

The Archer. Each of my victims would be killed by a handmade arrow.

 

[dystopiaINC]

i would change my MO every kill for better confusion. knife one time, gun the next, baseball bat ect... but on all of them i would leave a calling card. probably a burn or something on the victims left hand

 

[loc978]

The Liberator. All of my targets would be the children of young parents who lack the financial stability to raise said children.

 

[JRCB]

Launch. For I would use a trebuchet to kill my victims.

How the police would not notice the trebuchet being carted around town, I have no clue.

 

[Heronblade]

I'd target criminals, and brand a list of their crimes on their forehead.

Can't see myself becoming a serial killer for any other reason than to target such.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Three bullet in the head, they stay died. I would also leave a note with that written on it.

People would still, inevitably, call you The Mad Bowler or something else bowling ball related.

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I would leave random things in the stomachs of my victims. Nothing damming like tapes or, letters, oh no. I would leave random things like name-tags, shoe-laces, box-art to video games (rated E or, EC. Possibly T) Call me what you will.

 

[Heronblade]

Launch. For I would use a trebuchet to kill my victims.

How the police would not notice the trebuchet being carted around town, I have no clue.

With the right design, a basic trebuchet can be made to easily fold for transport. Make it so it will fit inside a covered trailer of some kind...

 

[Hero in a half shell]

The victims would all be evil turds of people, and I would kill them by slitting their throats, then lay them on their backs, and leave a message on their chest saying "Through my death the world is now a better place."

 

[Tartarga]

I was thinking False Reality, at least until I can come up with something better. Anyway, I would target people who are on reality shows. Shouldn't be to difficult considering how stupid they all are.

 

[Sir Legendhead]

I would be the Kitty Kitty Muffin Man. The sight of the dismembered corpses left strewn about in my wake would be made slightly more palatable by the kittens and muffins I'd leave for investigators.

"My God, Detective, this is just too much. I don't think I can take anymo - oh look, a kitten. And somebody set out some muffins too! Ok, this crime scene might not be so bad after all"

 

[JRCB]

Launch. For I would use a trebuchet to kill my victims.

How the police would not notice the trebuchet being carted around town, I have no clue.

With the right design, a basic trebuchet can be made to easily fold for transport. Make it so it will fit inside a covered trailer of some kind...

Hmmm.... makes sense. But that's my problem with it. Sense really doesn't work with me.

 

[Michelle Weiss]

i would kill with random medieval torture devices i don't know how the police won't find me

 

[vasudean]

I would be the Wii killer. I would strangle or beat my victims mercilessly with Wii controllers or slice them up with broken shovelware games.

 

[tokae]

I would be an infamous cannibal. Three guesses how I would prepare my meals.

You would eat it with bacon, wouldn't you?!


OT: I really don't have a clue, sure there are sociopathic tendencies in my behaviour but I really don't enjoy death.. Even if I only imagine watching someone die... I could not do that.
Sure there are people that I would prefer if they just dropped dead, but I could not perform the act.