If you were a vampire what would you do?

[theginger]

I would be Malkavian, we must uphold the masquerade, let the bad books remain. I would collect wealth and power. Then I would take long vacations and maybe build a clan to rearrange world politics.

Also I think the contract said something about having to drink a virgin?s blood every 100 years or hate werewolves. I kinda like werewolves...

Could you put up with being insane? I'd rather go for Tremere. The blood magic could be awesome. Although Toreadors have their advantages...

 

[Vilcus]

Kill myself and hope reincarnation is real so that I can come back as a Werewolf.

Either that or just be bored all the time because I wouldn't be able to go outside during the daytime.

Honestly, being a vampire would suck so hard.

 

[Julianking93]

Anything I wanted. Duh.

 

[Gudrests]

Cover myself in glitter...

<__>

^_^

Wait.....this is refering to twlight....i thought that book was about Fairy's and Wearwolves....OHHHHHH NOW i get all the jokes.....

I would run around as fast as i wanted jumping from roof to roof... (assuming that Vampire includes the super strength aspect)

 

[Adventurer2626]

Probably pull an Astinus and become Earth's grand lorekeeper. My acolytes/agents would be my eyes and ears during the day in which I would work at home (which is freaking awesome!) and night would be fun time. Learn some languages, see whatever I want to, see if I can still eat food/drink, scare people on Halloween . I'd probably have my acolytes bring back sweet picks and videos of Earth from during the day. I wouldn't feed on blood in vivo but in vitro (maybe I'd set up a deal with a major hospital to get their surplus blood donations or something; hopefully immortality excludes the possibility of acquiring blood-born diseases ) as I'm a nice guy and too creeped out by the more popular method of feeding. Of course garlic would be forbidden in my mansion and I'd wear a titanium and chevlar breastplate at all times. Never can be too careful.

 

[2fish]

I would be Malkavian, we must uphold the masquerade, let the bad books remain. I would collect wealth and power. Then I would take long vacations and maybe build a clan to rearrange world politics.

Also I think the contract said something about having to drink a virgin?s blood every 100 years or hate werewolves. I kinda like werewolves...

i to would probably end up as malkavian but not one who managed to keep a vestigal grasp of his sanity, still would be immense

ot: i'd try and test myself see what i can fully do be it run really quick, fly, shapeshift whut ever

though keeping with the white wolf theme: i'd most prefer to be able to use blood magickz

Well I am not sure one gets a choice, also the long period that I would be alive would drive me insane. So if you don't start out crazy you may very well go crazy.

 

[stormtrooper9091]

well since i wouldn't be able to have an erection, i'd just sit in my room and play games all night. I'd also be the world most famous thief and mass murderer and shit

 

[The_Healer]

Er... Kill people?

What the hell else?

 

[Terminate421]

play video games until I get bored, or get old.

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

Use my vampirism to acquire wealth and power, and also turn people into mindless slaves...

 

[Blatherscythe]

Slap anyone who likes Twilight then suck out all (or most if I'm not allowed) of Stephanie Meyers blood. Then continue on with my life.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'd raise an army of the undead and lead them to devour every last living thing on the planet.

Of course we'd have to keep enough humans as cattle to breed so we don't lose our food supply.

Muahahaha >

If you haven't already, you should see Daybreakers.

 

[MikailCaboose]

Hmmm... First off, do I die in sunlight or just get really pissy (like originally happened to vampires). The former, go completely NEET. Latter, basically NEET but with some outside connections.

 

[jhaughton]

Dress in red, have a large hat, and shoot everything that moves.

alucard=best vampire ever
nice hellsing reference

as for me train myself in every martial art known indoors during the day
and live life (or death) at night

 

[Psiboom]

I'd be doing what I do now, staying in during the day doing whatever, and occasionally going out at night, with the inclusion of the whole finding random people's blood to steal.

Unless I managed to find out that I sparkled, then I would kill myself, unless we're talking the invincible immortal where you're alive forever and nothing hurts you, then... Well... Meh, I just wouldn't go out in the sun, like i'm supposed to.

 

[Paulie92]

I'm going to assume by vampire you mean a cross between Lord Ruthvyn, Carmilla and Dracula. I'm also going to assume there is some sort of vampire government/hierarchy/dictatorship

If so my plan would be spend the daytime learning almost all forms of Martial arts, train with the SAS, Navy Seals, whatever the Israeli version of those is. (Vampire strength, speed etc. would allow me to focus on the technical side of this.)

Survive until in position to overthrow said hierachy, become all powerful.

???

Profit

EDIT: I'd also maintain human connections in order to give me an advantage over older more powerful vampires and plenty of y'know ghouls, thralls and shit

 

[newfoundsky]

Drink the blood of the vampire that turned me so I'm cured.

 

[Caligulove]

Kill people, run for public office, the usual stuff.