If you were a vampire what would you do?

[ninja555]

Purchase one giant ass umbrella made from a thick cloth to keep sunlight off of me. Then attempt to learn magic. I have eternaty at my disposale so it shoud'nt take to long.

 

[DanDeFool]

I would diablerize (i.e., drink all the blood of, and thereby gain the powers of) Barack Hussein Obama, George W. Bush, John McCain, and Al Gore, combining their knowledge, personalities, essences, and party affiliations into a single body, thus becoming the one President that nobody can complain about.

I would call myself President Barorge Wussohn McGorbama, and I would make Congress KNEEL BEFORE MY IMMACULATE BIPARTISANNESS!

 

[SovietSecrets]

Kick back and watch the world collapse at some point.

 

[RelexCryo]

I mean vampires are immortal, so with so much time what would you do?

I myself would probably learn to play violin, learn latin and maybe ballroom dancing (which I'm learning already).

P.S. Sorry if my english is bad.

I, for one, would have the common deceny to burst into flames when exposed to direct sunlight rather than sparkling. Sparkling is just...impolite.

 

[RelexCryo]

I would diablerize (i.e., drink all the blood of, and thereby gain the powers of) Barack Hussein Obama, George W. Bush, John McCain, and Al Gore, combining their knowledge, personalities, essences, and party affiliations into a single body, thus becoming the one President that nobody can complain about.

I would call myself President Barorge Wussohn McGorbama, and I would make Congress KNEEL BEFORE MY IMMACULATE BIPARTISANNESS!

Awesome. If you would protect the right to bear arms, I would probably vote for you.

 

[SodaDew]

If I was a vampire I would hunt down other vampires that act like the one in twilight

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Assuming that this curse gave me Robert Pattinson's powers of sexyness. I'd immediately go on to enjoy the nightlife and embark on some crazy adventure before writing down my exploits in an autobiography on the eve of my 1000th birthday. Then, I would promptly kill myself, having enjoyed the greatest life has to offer.

 

[Shadeovblack]

Kill KILL KIIIILLL!!!!!

 

[Mr. Gency]

Start a small army. None shall oppose me (in TF2, anyway).

 

[DanDeFool]

I would diablerize (i.e., drink all the blood of, and thereby gain the powers of) Barack Hussein Obama, George W. Bush, John McCain, and Al Gore, combining their knowledge, personalities, essences, and party affiliations into a single body, thus becoming the one President that nobody can complain about.

I would call myself President Barorge Wussohn McGorbama, and I would make Congress KNEEL BEFORE MY IMMACULATE BIPARTISANNESS!

Awesome. If you would protect the right to bear arms, I would probably vote for you.

PRESIDENT BARORGE WUSSOHN MCGORBAMA ALLOWS ALL RIGHTS - AND PROTECTS YOUR FAMILY AT THE SAME TIME!

PRESIDENT BARORGE WUSSOHN MCGORBAMA LEGALIZES MURDER, AND BRINGS THE MURDER RATE DOWN TO ZERO! BOW DOWN BEFORE MY UNMATCHED ORATORY AND POLITICAL MASTERY, FOR FOUR MORE YEARS!

 

[Ensiferum]

I'd raise an army of the undead and lead them to devour every last living thing on the planet.

Of course we'd have to keep enough humans as cattle to breed so we don't lose our food supply.

Muahahaha >

If you haven't already, you should see Daybreakers.

I have actually but thanks for the recommendation.