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Jv14

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What animal would you be?
I would be a worm. i just wanna know what it feels like to have 4 brains
 

WrongSprite

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Very, very small brains OP.

I'd be a wallaby. Anyone who knows the anatomy will know why.

2 at once man
 

wootsniper

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i think an ant,

those ants that life in the forest, I always wondered how they live and see,

(i saw this documentary on NGC where a larger insect spreads some kind of odor,
so he could just steal an egg from an ant and eat it and the ant did nothing, he just looked at the other insect in a strange way)
 

DeadlyYellow

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WrongSprite said:
Very, very small brains.

I'd be a kangaroo. Anyone who knows the anatomy will know why.

2 at once man
Technically it's just one.

But if that's what you're going for I'd recommend the Flatworm.
 

Metric Monkey

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I can't decide between a wolf and a tiger. A wolf is all cool for leading a pack and stuff, but a tiger is all cool for doing the shiz himself.
 

Kajt

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Either a bear or wolf. Preferably a bear.

[small]Russian war bears...[/small]
 

traceur_

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A human. I've grown rather fond of indoor plumbing.

If I could maintain human intelligence I'd be a monkey because it'd be totally awesome: climbing everything and flinging crap at my enemies.
 

ace_of_something

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Either a Bonobo Monkey for the Sex or a Housecat; I never have to do anything but sleep and eat and everyone thinks i'm the cutest thing ever.

sirdanrhodes said:
I would be a butterfly, nobody ever suspects the butterfly...
I didn't burn down the school! It was the butterfly I tell you! The Butterfly!
 

Blackmagic1515

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Wolf. My favourite animal of them all. Loyal, trustworthy, works for the pack and just generally lead a contented life. Plus I get claws and fangs so no one messes with me.
 

Timotei

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A house cat.

Your daily routine consists of eating, sleeping, pooping, sleeping, chasing things, sleeping, being cute, and sleeping.

Food and safety are guaranteed, and all you have to do to get some love is to brush up against your owner.

To the OP: You're going to run out our favorite things to ask for soon enough, then you're going to have to either make better threads, or just pots in others.
 

Sigel

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I would probably be a cat or a fox. A cat for the obvious benefits, and a fox..."shrug" I just like foxes.
 

Cavouku

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I gotta' go with Lion. I don't like getting my own food, I'm lazy, I sleep in a lot, I try to keep people under my control, and I liek lions.