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Catchy Slogan

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A Magpie, A wolf or a Kestrel.

Or a maneqiunn bird. 'cause they're awesome. As this clip shows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM_oUJAhKsI
 

The_ModeRazor

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A Bear. They just rule since they pretty much pwn everything that isn't a human armed with some serious firepower. But that's cheating, so bears are the best.

Edit: if it doesn't need to be a real-life animal though, I'd go with Krayt Dragon. They just have to lie around and step on the occasional Tusken.
 

SomeLameStuff

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A dog. Not a chihuahua mind you, I don't care what anyone says, those are NOT dogs.

The_ModeRazor said:
A Bear. They just rule since they pretty much pwn everything that isn't a human armed with some serious firepower. But that's cheating, so bears are the best.
Haven't you seen the Red Cyclone? Or Sagat for that matter? =P
 

Vrex360

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I'd love to be a Trex but in truth I think it would be even cooler to be a Vrex.

[sub]Suddenly realises what he said[/sub]

Okay in truth, I think I'd be a crocodile because I laze about all day but then suddenly get really aggressive and powerful.
 

Gerazzi

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I prefer being human, thank you.

But if anything a cat.
'Cuz it sort of fits my personality.
 

FalloutJack

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Jv14 said:
What animal would you be?
I would be a worm. i just wanna know what it feels like to have 4 brains
*Finds this guy later in a super-suit with a plasma gun, yelling "EAT DIRT!"*

And I'm gonna go with Sigel. Either a cat or a fox.

Being a cat can be alot of good fun, provided they don't try to...fix me. But still, a cat has many advantages over us humans, such as we're their fricking slaves.

As for foxes, I happen to read alot of the old tales about foxes, and I like the way these independent animals are. They're a testament to creatures of brainpower (and odd behavior at times). I would be a greyfox, specifically. No, not as a Metal Gear reference. They just look so damn cool out of the bunch.
 

G1eet

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ace_of_something said:
sirdanrhodes said:
I would be a butterfly, nobody ever suspects the butterfly...
I didn't burn down the school! It was the butterfly I tell you! The Butterfly!
Hooray for a successful Simpsons reference! +1 faith in humanity

OT; I'd want to be a big ol' grizzly.
 

Cargando

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I've always wanted to be a sea otter, the way they break open mussels is adorable!
 

dietpeachsnapple

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A black furred house cat.

Preferably to a nice home.

I eat when I want.

Sleep when I want.

Sharpen my claws on the children when I want.

Get pets when I want.

Lastly, and this is important, be completely dependent upon my masters, yet act like I am running the show.
 

AngloDoom

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Domestic cat is appealing, simply because it's the most contented life in the world.

Other than that, I'd be human, but I'd be some sort of David Attenborough/Indiana Jones hybrid.