If you were an animal...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

An angry bear. I would attack campers and wait to be put down.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I would be a cat. Because I wuv dem so vewy much, yes I do!

 

[0p3rati0n]

a human *starts doing movements with thumbs*

 

[esperandote]

A bull.

Or a dog with a good owner.

 

[Summerstorm]

I already AM an animal. Just a very clever and good looking one *g*.

But i know what you mean... i would be an owl (for awesomness), or a house cat (for laziness *g*).

 

[Sable Gear]

House cat, a Raven, maybe some kind of owl...

Or an albatross. and just to throw people off I'd live in the city.

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.......*Monty Python voice* Albatross!

 

[The_ModeRazor]

A dog. Not a chihuahua mind you, I don't care what anyone says, those are NOT dogs.

A Bear. They just rule since they pretty much pwn everything that isn't a human armed with some serious firepower. But that's cheating, so bears are the best.

Haven't you seen the Red Cyclone? Or Sagat for that matter? =P

Spoiler

Yeah I know Sagat Tiger Uppercut a bear, but I wouldn't call Sagat a human. He's a FUcken MONSTER. And Zangief is just... big. That's why he wrestles polar bears.

 

[Asciotes]

A cat, bird or Searchbar Nazi.

 

[Merteg]

I took a survey a while ago and it said I would be a fox.

 

[Squedee]

Id Be a bear just for awesomeness
a bull for same reason, but different format
or a household kitten for obvious reasons

 

[Hotfoottfox]

I'd have to say a Fox (just look at my name... ), a skunk, a house cat, or a wolf. Foxes are awesome, skunks are practically invincible with their smell, house cats can just hang around and get free food, and wolves are awesome. So yeah. Fox or skunk, but the others are also good.

 

[jeiku]

A dog, nobody ever gets angry at them for sniffing peoples privates
Nah I joke maybe an eagle?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

A kitsune

 

[ZonerZ]

A rabbit..the sexual life

love bug. same reasoning.

edi:most animals get absolutely no pleasure from attempting to reproduce, so I'm changing answers: A grue

 

[IncindiaryPickle]

I'd be an oyster.
IDK why, the pearls would be cool

 

[J-Alfred]

Dolphin. Except I'd be smart enough to avoid the beer six-pack rings.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I would be a rhino and I would kill all PETA members.

 

[ThePirateMan]

Some kind of bird..
A falcon or an eagle maybe.

 

[Roamin11]

Dolphin, yep, cuz they are the only creature that has sex for pleasure.... Other than us?