If you were an anthropomorphic personification ...

[the monopoly guy]

gravity, or...a ninja that can control gravity! yea!

and seriously, about the chicken mcnuggets, those are jsut duisgusting to begin with, they're rubber coated with cardboard...its marcus pheonix! or, any other character created by cliffy b...

 

[PurpleRain]

gravity, or...a ninja that can control gravity! yea!

and seriously, about the chicken mcnuggets, those are jsut duisgusting to begin with, they're rubber coated with cardboard...its marcus pheonix! or, any other character created by cliffy b...

But they taste so good!

I try not to think of where they came from (or any fast food to begin with) but you can't help to love them.

 

[Larenxis]

Thanks, now I can never eat chicken again.

 

[Anarchemitis]

...carbon stars inhabited by ancient sentient fungi...

 

[PurpleRain]

Thanks, now I can never eat chicken again.

No, don't fall to their 'facts'. Let me put forth this question to you:
If god didn't want us to lock these birds in cages, feed them 'till they burst, knock their heads off on a convayer belt and cook up their fat in nugget shaped meals, then why do they taste so good?

 

[Stammer]

I'd be the main character's little advisor that he never listens to. I'd be a butterfly. Weak as hell, but friendly and intelligent. Also 'cause the disease I got, we're called "butterfly children", so yeah.

 

[PurpleRain]

I'd be the main character's little advisor that he never listens to. I'd be a butterfly. Weak as hell, but friendly and intelligent. Also 'cause the disease I got, we're called "butterfly children", so yeah.

Also, everytime you flap your wings people on the otherside of the world are dying.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I'd be a phoenix (oh no, a revelation!) and as for occupation.... superhero I guess. Because giant fiery and practically immortal bird wins every time. Now I'm thinking super villian.

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

A Fox...that seemingly manipulative one who just analyzes the situation and makes things pay off in his favor...as for a job? Not sure

 

[Dance The Revolution]

I'd be a grizzly bear in overalls with a shotgun. I'd possibly be a grizzly bear police officer type person animal thing, too.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

A black (but with white back paws, I just find that cute) cat.... burglar.... Hurp Durp. A deadpan, english middle-class attitude, and with a bowler hat that has ear holes cut out of it. I'd have to agree with what the other cat person said as well regarding personality. So, basically what I'm like in real life, with a hat, and criminal.

Not so sure about anthromorphic, but a world ruled by inteligent animals and no humans would be pretty damn cool, just as long as it doesn't go tits up like animal farm did, although that was communist anyway.

What an awesome society that would be.

 

[Markness]

Stealth Penguin. No way I'd ever be anything else. I can just imagine myself doing combat rolls despite the lack of anything resembling a reason.

 

[Infernalistgamer]

Furson: Rat, big brown Norwegian rat...in a hawaiian shirt hanging out on the internet getting fat.

Conceptual Avatar: Boredom, Procrastination, and Things One Should Not Do On The Internet

 

[Stammer]

Also, everytime you flap your wings people on the otherside of the world are dying.

lol damn. Really? I thought it was every three seconds or something that someone in the world died. Meh, as long as my wings are only the death "counter" and not the death cause, I'm okay with it.

Also, my butterfly would be named Edward.

 

[shatnershaman]

Chihuahua Space Marine. I would constantly BARK orders (punny)

 

[Unreality]

some kind of lizard

 

[Sib]

Eurasian otter BDSM Gimp. I don't really know why it's just how I always picture myself when someone asks me what animal I'd like to be...an otter in a lil' full body PVC gimp suit.

You sir are quite insane...seriously...I never thought I'd EVER read that sentence.
But I'll be damned if that wouldn't look cute in a strange way.

I dunno I'd like to be a cat of some kind, I like cats. "A cat is fine too" except not in the freaky furry sense.

Careful fella, you might atract some of them 'Furries'. Not like theres a problem with that, I my self may or may not be into that knid of thing.

I on the other hand follow the mantra of:
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS [http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/6919/yiffinhelldk8.jpg]

 

[the monopoly guy]

...carbon stars inhabited by ancient sentient fungi...

That's the funniest one so far. Ooh! Can I be a vortigaunt!