if you were cloned...

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Eggsnham

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Nah, it's like when you meet someone who's too like you and it just ends up getting annoying.
 

leviathanmisha

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Oh hell yeah...if there was 2 of me, I would be so awesome, that awesome wouldn't have anything one me. But if I was cloned, we'd be screwed...in the most literal way possible.
 

Aldan9

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I'd only agree to it if the clone turned out to be evil, and I'd be forced to fight my evil self.
 

lodo_bear

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My closest friends are scarily similar to me. So, if I had a perfect copy of myself, we would be best buds. We'd talk science and religion and comic books and draw weird pictures on all the blackboards, and then when we both succumb to depression we could be emo together while playing Left 4 Dead and Super Smash Brothers.
 

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TheNamlessGuy said:
meganmeave said:
Oooh! That's as good a reason as any for clones! I need 3 then.
Naah, Borderlands doesn't work 4splitscreen.
It just looks weird.
Ahh, but I have two 360s. Don't ask me why. I need them. How else can I play Fallout when the man of the house wants to play Fight Night? Saved our relationship, that second 360 did.

Borderlands does indeed play awful on 4splitscreen. I don't know how people do it.
 

hazabaza1

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Probably not. We'd always fight about who gets to go on the 360/PC.

Maybe whoever has the earlier birthda-oh.
Or whoever is olde-oh.


Hmm.
 

Ishnuvalok

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Souplex said:
If you schtupp your own clone is that incest or just masturbation?
If identical twins have sex with each other is it incest or masturbation?

According to the law, it's incest.

So, sex with your "clone" (I'd rather call them your identical twin, since that's basically what they are) is incest.
 

Trivun

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Yes. Yes I could. And I'd actually love to have a clone of me with the Y chromosone swapped for an X chromosone. You know why... ;)
 

Plurralbles

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I'm going to assume that you're saying we'd be the exact same people as just simple cloning would be irrelevent as that's just the same DNA.

i think so. I mean, I'm and okay guy. Anti social and awkward but I'm okay.
 

quantum mechanic

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Well, the clone would be exactly like me physically, but 18 years less mature (I would say "younger," but their cells would have the same "age" as mine), and it would grow up in a different environment, so probably not.
 

ThreeWords

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Most definitely yes. People with a few of my bad habit get on my nerves: someone with all of them would be perfect, as he would also have the necessary wit, humor and comic arrogance to make it acceptable
 

MorsePacific

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Absolutely not. I'd be forced to say something like "There can only be one.", before ramming my fist into my clone's face.

There really can only be one.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Huh? If I was cloned?
Uh-huh...
Well, we aren't exactly friends, but we all do our duty. The duty binds us.
Honour binds us. We exist to serve. Death or glory.
Please don't look at our casualty figures...
 

ma55ter_fett

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Loop Stricken said:
Before I clicked, I assumed it would be about sex.

Anyway, previously I would've thought so, but having met someone who is infuriatingly similar to myself, I believe I would throttle said clone.
It still can be you know >.>

For instance;

You would no longer need to have mirrors in the bedroom to watch yourself haveing sex.

I think I would get on very well with another me.
 

x0ny

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No... because I'm a lone wolf kinda guy, I like to be by myself and do things the way I want done. I have my own ideas and methods.

Yes, only IF our ideas and methods coincided. Just cuz it's a clone doesn't mean we'll think alike.
 

TheSkaAssassin

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Yes, we would be the perfect team of criminals. I could do something, and then bring in my clone as an alibi.
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Yes.

It would be weird, but yes.
Then we'd play co'op games.
Pretty much this.

Though I would play against myself in Starcraft. I've always wondered if my Protoss could beat my Zerg...

Also Smash Bros. I want to see how my different characters compare. =D
 

anon_10

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first i would do many illegal acts while my clone sits in a police station talking to some cops the perfect aliby if it doesnt work my clone would do the time for me.