if you were cloned...

[silver wolf009]

Yes yes and more yes
although i bet hed want another xbox live account than me but other than that we would be an awesome team.

 

[Zero-Vash]

I think I could be friends just not hang out all the time.

Would have fun dicking with people with actually being able to be 2 places at once.

 

[Tanfastic]

Can I change this clone to a chick? Then i'd go for it. But I have too many guy friends now, wouldn't want another even if it was myself...

 

[Zepren]

Oh hell yeah. We'd freak people out by completing each others sentances. I could litterally be in two places at once. would be awesome.

 

[GodofDisaster]

No because I can be a real smart ass, at times and occasionally rude. (Although most of the time I'm nice) so I would only piss myself off.

 

[Tonimata]

I'd be friends with him for a bit before we started developing increasingly complicated plans to murder each other. And it would be awesome.

 

[IxionIndustries]

We'd be partners in conquering the world.

I'd play with myself all the time too...

Not in that way, I mean co-op games... Nasty.

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

I'd be friends with my clone, but only if it gets its own PC and consoles...

And house.

 

[Scorp123]

Yes,as long as i buy another PC.

 

[The Austin]

Could I give my clone an extra X chromosome instead of one Y?

I think you know what I'm getting at.

 

[mikecoulter]

Nope, I'd most probably have to kill the clone.

 

[Tucker154]

If I had a clone of myself I would realize how evil I am and probably kill myself and then my clone would be happy and then take over the world.In other words,yes.We would be great friends!

 

[viking97]

nah one of us would probably kill the other.

 

[Some_Jackass]

first Id have to convince him that he isnt like a clone from "The Island"
...then we'd party and shit, prolly get a job then split the work...
...then if i ever need a kidney or a new heart, id arrange for a transplant, and right before hes taken away Id inform him that I lied about this not being "The Island"

 

[Tharwen]

It would be great having someone you don't have to explain anything to...

but then you'd have nothing to talk about. There'd me more to talk about with a me from about 2 years in the future, but then I'd end up creating all sorts of paradoxes, ultimately resulting in division by zero.

 

[SpaceCop]

...Would my clone know it's a clone? Gawd, there would be so much whining. "I don't have a soul.. I'm a crime against nature.. My legacy is nothing but a black mark in the annals of history.. You're just keeping me around in case you need blood.."

But in time my own insecurities would likely convince me that I'm the clone.. One of us would inevitably end up strangled to death in a bathtub. Internal conflict indeed.

 

[Donttazemehbro]

I see a contradiction in your question. If there was another one of me, the universe would end as there cant be that much awesomeness in the world at one time

 

[Snotnarok]

No, he'd be my slave and I'd make him color all the comic pages I'm doing because I bloody hate coloring.

 

[CrysisMcGee]

Oh Yes. It'd be awesome.

Friends?

Goodness, that seems like a terrible idea.

After all, I'm just going to butcher him for spare body parts.

I found this hilarious, and it reminds me of The Island.

If I were cloned I would have to kill the clone because the universe can only contain so much awesome.

Spoiler: If the clone had a certain chromosome altered however...

If you schtupp your own clone is that incest or just masturbation?

I'd say masturbation. Though another question would be is it gay sex or masturbation?

The better question would be this:

"If you were cloned and locked in a room with your clone and the only way to get out of the room is to kill the clone or have sex with the clone, would you have sex with him/her/it or kill him/her/it?"

If I was certain it was a clone, then Kill. Though the other option is possible. Albeit not a willing one. Maybe if it was female. And Black.

 

[SD-Fiend]

yes then home work would be easier