If you were going to start a religion, what would it be?
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Contraindre is French for "constrain," and A acts as a prefix, the meaning with which we're all familiar.ArcWinter said:
you my friend, are going to meet the crunch before mew-Jinksy said:Oh yeah well i have something to say to that BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! and so on.The Disk Thrower said:TriggerHappyAngel said:a Duke Nukem cult, where the only rules are that you have to act and talk like The Duke and that there are no rules! >
except to kick ass, and look good while doing it, all new members get balls of steel!
my religion; The church of the crunch, because this world knows nothing of the crunch!
The church of metal, where we'd gather every sunday to play facemelting solos.
Also, there'll be a bible telling how a mysterious, longhaired, bearded man rocked himself over water, making everyone worship him.
In the last chapter of that bible, there would be an ultimate showdown, Mr. Metal and his fans vs. Lady Gaga and Mr. Mainstream and their minions. There would be an epic fight, until Mr. Metal pulled out his guitar and played a facemelting solo and ended all mainstream crap.
Beat that.
Also, one of his forefathers turned his amp up to 11, this created a huge noise when he played a note, splitting the Red Sea. The ability to turn it up to 11 was handed to him from Jack Black at Mount METAL. YEEEEEEAH!.
Also, there'll be a bible telling how a mysterious, longhaired, bearded man rocked himself over water, making everyone worship him.
In the last chapter of that bible, there would be an ultimate showdown, Mr. Metal and his fans vs. Lady Gaga and Mr. Mainstream and their minions. There would be an epic fight, until Mr. Metal pulled out his guitar and played a facemelting solo and ended all mainstream crap.
Beat that.
Also, one of his forefathers turned his amp up to 11, this created a huge noise when he played a note, splitting the Red Sea. The ability to turn it up to 11 was handed to him from Jack Black at Mount METAL. YEEEEEEAH!.
No problem. Perhaps you can use Braveheart as a means of converting people to this new religion.ArcWinter said:
Well, I think Acontraindism, from -Zen-, would make more sense. But if you'd like to join, go ahead. It's completely unorganized and the only central belief is that absolute freedom (i.e. doing whatever you want, whenever, wherever) is a good idea.Dapsen said:im in! hows bout Philosophology?ArcWinter said:
I would make a religion that worships evolution as the will of the divine expressed in physical form, with Darwin as its one true prophet. This is pretty close to what I believe anyway. I think it could attract some Hindus at least, the idea being that the soul evolves by reincarnating into higher(at least on the food chain) forms. A species goes extinct when no souls are still at that level of enlightenment.
you guys are fucked up trying to invent those wierd cults XD
"Crom is a grim and gloomy god, ever watching from atop his mountain in dark clouds and obscuring mists, ready to pass a disapproving judgment on any and all. However he is also said to approve of courage and tenacity in mortals, even if the human ultimately proves too frail to succeed."
"Crom is a grim and gloomy god, ever watching from atop his mountain in dark clouds and obscuring mists, ready to pass a disapproving judgment on any and all. However he is also said to approve of courage and tenacity in mortals, even if the human ultimately proves too frail to succeed."
That he did, that he did. Hail the giant robot messiah!SnootyEnglishman said:The First Church of Optimus Prime...
He died for your sins.