If you were going to start a religion, what would it be?

[SamElliot'sMustache]

The Order of the Almighty Squirrel

 

[awsome117]

One where you worship the Wise One. All the hail the floating eye ball rock!

Or one that requires you to have sex everyday.

Ahhh a man can dream.

 

[axle 19]

Rayne for Jesus 2012

 

[Veilside]

One where everyone agrees that as of yet there is no way to tell whether a God does or doesn't exist and to remain open minded about all possibilities.

Other than that we would meet up, smoke weed, listen to metal and practice Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

 

[AWAR]

Technological druidism. We worship the holy Internets, in an epic way.

 

[dontreallyknow]

the church of the flying spaghetti monster!

 

[irateidiot]

Church of Bacon.

The nutritious, delicious meaty foodstuff, or the scientist-philosopher?

 

[irateidiot]

Church of Bacon.

The nutritious, delicious meaty foodstuff, or the scientist-philosopher?

Not that I mind - either one sounds good.
Maybe we should have both; the Church of Bacons, worshipping the duality of empirical philosophy and greasy snackfood.

 

[Chechosaurus]

The Church of Anaesthetize - It would last 17 minutes and 43 seconds and it would blow your brains over the wall... Kind of like sex with a shotgun that doesn't love you any more.

Basically, we would just get together and listen to the greatest song ever written.

 

[Plurralbles]

If Ii was gong to just randomly make up a religion I'd make sure I wrote a lot of science fiction before it and then would preach about how yes, you CAN buy the stairway to heaven.

 

[Tdc2182]

Report and move on guys. Fucking douchebag. Maybe you should stop to see if people would take offense to that, but I doubt you have anywhere near that much dignity you asshole

Douchebag thread

 

[Artina89]

Church of Bacon.

I'm with this one. Bacon makes everything better.

That, or the church of Brian Blessed. Us Yorkshire folk already worship him as some kind of deity. I mean, he once starred in something where he was a modern Henry VIII and he blocks the pope on twitter. He is the epitomy of awesomeness.

 

[x0ny]

not really a religion, more of a violent cult. We kill chavs/gangs who cause trouble to neighbourhoods. Ironic, but, meh.

 

[^=ash=^]

not really a religion, more of a violent cult. We kill chavs/gangs who cause trouble to neighbourhoods. Ironic, but, meh.

ooo that sounds sweet ... where do i sign up XD

 

[IWrestledABearOnce..]

A religion where all horrible game publishers are punished....*cough* Activision *cough* *cough*

Or something to do with like... Captain Crunch >

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Church of Bacon.

The nutritious, delicious meaty foodstuff, or the scientist-philosopher?

The all mighty food! You want something to taste better? You add bacon! But what if you want bacon to taste better? Simple, just add more bacon! Yah bacon!

 

[Lim3]

Church of Existential Nihilism.

"None of us matters in the grand scheme" would be printed on the front on the bible.

 

[Slythernite]

Probably something involving the worship of peace and progress or something.

 

[zHellas]

The First Church of Optimus Prime...

Spoiler

He died for your sins.

That he did, that he did. Hail the giant robot messiah!

You mean Mechassiah!