If you were in a padded room...

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Predlin

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I would
1. Eat all the padding in a nice circle.
2. get to the other side of the room
3. chicken out for a good 20 minutes
4. Run as fast as i could into the wall for the greatest faceplant in history
5. dead?
 

WolfThomas

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Wait until the medication combined with extensive pychiatric therapy cured me...and then jump off a bridge.
 

Jamous

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Old age. I'm quite happy to be alone with my thoughts.
I'd simply go insane, like I was apparently was already to be put in there.
 

Blow_Pop

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I would figure out how to undo the straight jacket and choke myself to death on the straps
 

MazarTheMad

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I would use my Super Insanity Power of Madness to rip my arms from the straightjacket's bondings, then go on an Insanity induced hallucinogenic fueled rampage with flashy LSD trip colours and music, Huge overly explosive/destructive weapons, and a awesome battle cry like:

MAAAAZZZZAAAARRRR!!!!
 

Nexus4

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Im flexible enough, so I would probably place my foot in my mouth and kick upwards with all my strength hopefully being able to snap my own neck...failing that I would probably break my jaw and then proceed to bash it against the walls to cause further pain until I die of shock
 

Jewrean

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I'd probably enjoy my time in a mental asylum to be honest. Except for the forced drugs and smell of feces that is.
 

HardkorSB

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If I was in a padded room with a straitjacket on, first I would take off the jacket Mel Gibson style, then I would eat and claw my way through the padding and look for cracks in the walls or loose screws in the doors and... oh, you were asking how would I kill myself.
 

Jack_Uzi

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Depends on the time I was there. I would manage to entertain myself for the first few hours I guess. Just run around, bouncing up to the walls and ground, shouting my lungs out with primal sreams so I can relief myself. But a few days won't be good.

*Edit: How would I kill myself? Try and think myself to death or go on a hunger strike.
 

Uncreative

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Lick some of the unidentified stains until I caught something horrible?
Any room that has held a crazy person for an extended period of time is less than likely to be pleasant. Especially absorbent ones.
 

creepy_rabbit

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i'd break my teeth, then shove them up my nose and fall backwards, this could either make the teeth damage my brain or swallow them making irreversible damage to my stomach and throat, which i could die of.
 

RamirezDoEverything

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Kuchinawa212 said:
Wait until the doctor came in and attack him forcing him to put my down in self defence.

What? it could happen
same here, I run out of the room in a last moment of glory and attack every staff memeber I could find, and with any luck, escape and not have to kill myself.
 

Keepitclean

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If I had to kill myself I would do a fuckload of exercise until I am too tired and pass out from dehydration and/or exaustion.

I'm not sure why I would want to kill myself though.
 

HeySeansOnline

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If I had to die I would wait, wait for them to slip up, and get the nearest implement of death possible after slowly writhing out of the jacket. From them on It would be a rampage, either I get killed there, get killed after I get away, or die of old age once I've escaped, alot better than spine breaking backflips If you ask me.
 

Christopher Dudgeon

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Hmmmmm trying to kill myself or enjoying my time in a nice comfy room where Dr's come along and give you really cool drugs all day and getting fed occasionally........