Why would I want to? Padded rooms are fun. I guess starvation/dehydration would get me in the end.
If you were in a padded room...
- Thread starter Boxpopper
- Start date
Recommended Videos
I've accidentally done it before, just messing around to see if I could, incase I'd ever need it for just such an occasion. I'd be fine.Velvo said:
Kick my self in the face until I die from concussion. (Jk)
[Edit]
Demented Teddy's makes idea sense ^^^ I would probably do that and drown in my own blood.
[Edit]
Demented Teddy's makes idea sense ^^^ I would probably do that and drown in my own blood.
Why would I want to kill myself in this situation? What better place could I ask for to practice my '999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall' routine!?
I'd probably try killing myself by running into the wall as hard as possible until I break my neck on the wall. The backflip thing sounds plausible as well, and I might give that a try the next time I end up in a straitjacket and padded room.
I don't think you could to be honest, thats the point of a padded room.
If you tried to press your face agains the wall you would eventually pass out, soon as you did your body would stop applying the force required to keep you against the wall and you come around after a few minutes.
I imagine the floors are padded as well so breaking your neck would be hard considering you wouldn't have your arms to help you do a backflip as well and even if you did you would probably be okay and even if you did break your neck you could still survive.
As for starving yourself I imagine the staff would force you to eat through a feeding tube or some other means.
If you tried to press your face agains the wall you would eventually pass out, soon as you did your body would stop applying the force required to keep you against the wall and you come around after a few minutes.
I imagine the floors are padded as well so breaking your neck would be hard considering you wouldn't have your arms to help you do a backflip as well and even if you did you would probably be okay and even if you did break your neck you could still survive.
As for starving yourself I imagine the staff would force you to eat through a feeding tube or some other means.
You must have thought of this before. I think I'd like to try that, but I'd probably only get as far as the bank. Oh well.dathwampeer said:
Actual from what I heard death by starvation is a long and painful process. After burning through your body's sugar and fat reserves, the body will turn to eating your own organs in a desperate attempt for energy.Aby_Z said:
let me guess: ^, ^, V, V, , B, A, Select, Start? (sorry, it had to be done)Donnyp said:
OT: Seriously, you have a padded room, stop trying to kill yourself and enjoy bouncing off the walls like one of those bounce houses. And we all know how easy it is to snap your neck in one of those things. (Crazy Person used Thrash!) Hooray for intentionally causing accidental death! (paradoxical, but accurate)
It's simple, I escape the straight jacket (it's not that hard if you know how), run to my freedom, live a happy life and die of old age. I thought this was The Escapist not the defeatist.
Swallow my tongue would be the easiest way.
Backflip onto neck would be more fun; you're also in a padded room so it won't hurt that much during your inevitable, but enjoyable, fuck-ups. Doing a running forward flip where you purposefully screw it up by being too low and not tucking in your head would be more efficient though (face into floor, body goes behind and over it).
A grisly way to do it would be to chew into your Ulnar artery; that'd be fucking horrible though and you'd really deserve being in that room if you choose to go out that way.
Me though? I'd wait until the doc comes round to talk to me whereupon I'd impress him, or her, with my dazzling sanity; in other words I'd try to get out.
Backflip onto neck would be more fun; you're also in a padded room so it won't hurt that much during your inevitable, but enjoyable, fuck-ups. Doing a running forward flip where you purposefully screw it up by being too low and not tucking in your head would be more efficient though (face into floor, body goes behind and over it).
A grisly way to do it would be to chew into your Ulnar artery; that'd be fucking horrible though and you'd really deserve being in that room if you choose to go out that way.
Me though? I'd wait until the doc comes round to talk to me whereupon I'd impress him, or her, with my dazzling sanity; in other words I'd try to get out.