If you were in a padded room...

[Ekit]

Dehydration seems like the only possible way.

 

[AdamRBi]

If I had to die, I'd do it in my sleep. I'd train myself to control my dreams, and die in some unfounded awesome way. Maybe as a Space Rebel fighting an evil empire where I run a suicide mission in to their base to which it ends with my Nobel sacrifice.

It'd probably take a few tries to kill myself, but at least I'll go out with a bang (in my Dreams).

Why am I in this Padded Room again?

 

[Duskwaith]

Chew through my wrists

 

[Boxpopper]

Also, it's really freakin' hard to commit suicide in a padded cell.

That's the point of the question. You have to be creative.

 

[superbatranger]

I'd go the backflip route. I know I'd land one or two before I die which would be awesome!

Damn it, you took mine. I was going to do backflips until I mess up and break my neck. Now I'm going to have do it the boring way and run into the wall 5,000 times.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Eat the padding or attempt to swallow my tongue.

 

[Sam G]

Wait until my toenails grow a few inches long, then slit my wrists with them. Easy.

 

[bobknowsall]

Also, it's really freakin' hard to commit suicide in a padded cell.

That's the point of the question. You have to be creative.

Well, can't fault you there. I'm just saying that most of the methods listed here would be unfeasible at best.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I would carve a shank out of my owe feces, cut my way out of the straightjacket, and ambush one of the guards entering my cell to give me my shot.

I would then take his clothes and exit the asylum, blowing to pieces while Beck plays in the background.

Yeah.

... You win the thread, this is fucking awesome.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I'd probably call my lawyer or just wait my 72 hours. No, I wouldn't kill myself. But I'd have some fun in a padded room. Boing! Boing!

 

[crudus]

Most of the ways listed don't really work because there are people watching you in case you try to kill yourself. The back flip thing would work the best or the tongue biting (if you swallowed the blood).

Don't ask why but i know how to trick my way out of a straight jacket.....wtf?

Manswers?

 

[IxionIndustries]

Rip out the padding with my bare teeth, attempthing to tear off my straight-jacket too. Then bash my skull against the underlying solid surface beneath.

But honestly, I'd at least try to sleep nicely. I've heard those cells are quite comfy... If you can get past the years of digusting piss, shit, and semen stains that happened upon them.

Failing my first attempt at suicide, pray to the Gods of Madness to deliver me into the sweet euphoria of the insane, and possibly grant me a swift death.

 

[Vhite]

Mind bullets!

 

[Burningsok]

I'll just go with the backflip one.

 

[Blair Bennett]

If suicide became my objective, I'd bite my tongue. It's a full of blood vessels, and it's very easy to die eventually if you do enough damage to it.

 

[duchaked]

I've always wanted to do backflips, but never have out of the fear of landing on my head and breaking my neck haha

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Kick myself in the face till my neck snap.

 

[Taneer]

I'd run at the wall as fast as I can and practice wallflips until I break my neck.

 

[alittlepepper]

Well, if death was the only option, I suppose the most...assured manner would be to stick my tongue between my teeth and slam my chin down on the floor or wall. If I was...lucky...I'd sever it and bleed to death. Horrible way to go, but if that was the only option, it beats starving to death or trying to pillow fight yourself to death. The backflipping idea would be faster but you're more likely to break other bones (shoulders, arms, upper back, ribs, skull, jaw, etc) and even if you could break your neck there's no guarantee it'd kill you. It might just paralyze you instead. At least bleeding out...slow though it is...is a sure thing.