if you were in a war...

[murphy7801]

Long- Jack russells x3
Short- A big stick
Armor- Jeans, teeshirt (black) and Dr martins boots (size elevens and steel toe capped)
Location- inner city council estate
Who- bloody chavs and pikeys
How- as dirty and as nasty as possible

cleanse those chavs and pikeys

 

[murphy7801]

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

 

[murphy7801]

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

Its a Napoleonic joke!

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Spoiler: quoted

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

Its a Napoleonic joke!

I see, care to elaborate? I always thought the British were that civil. But perhaps the Prussians were even more so of course.

 

[Sgt Doom]

Long range: G3A3 with EOTech sight and M203 grenade launcher
Melee: Sledgehammer
Armour: What Alec Mason wears in Red Faction: Guerilla with the level 2 armour upgrade, except in dark brown.
Terrain: Post-apoc Helsinki (basically what happens if the Russians decide to put up a wall of fallout between them and NATO)
Enemies: Zombies (the slow kind)
Fighting style: One man genocide

 

[murphy7801]

Spoiler: quoted

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

Its a Napoleonic joke!

I see, care to elaborate? I always thought the British were that civil. But perhaps the Prussians were even more so of course.

Well the use of Ze automatically moves away from being British. Secondly the idea that the British would fight fare is a complete joke the semi suicidal nature of letting his opponent chose that battle field sounds very Prussian. Alot people have alot misconceptions about the British well outside of Europe.

 

[Legion]

what long ranged weapon would you have?

Some kind of sniper rifle, one that has a silencer attached.

what melee weapon?

Combat Knife?

what armor?

Something light and well camouflaged, it's more important that I'm not seen and able to move easily.

what kind of terrain is there?

Anything I can stake-out.

who would be the enemies?

Gangster Rappers.

how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)

Well my weapon choice (and everyone else's) would already answer that, long range.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Bees. LOTS of Bees.

What terrain would you fight in? Gamestop.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/91920-GameStop-Employees-Trapped-By-Bee-Barricade

Omg, hilarious...

It makes me happy that amazing things can happen

Especially since they probably deserved it... being evil and all.

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Oh, also to answer:

Ranged weapon would probably be a sniper rifle with a silencer attached

Melee would be either my fists, a long sharp knife and/or a staff

Place would be inside a technologically advanced building, of course it has to be huge and varied too, there would be a courtyard, a lounge, a large main entrance and lots of other things

Enemies would be corporate suits and their security, and of course they would call in their black-armored special ops that all evil corporations have

Almost forgot armor! I would wear dark green armor, preferably thick leather, it would have to be comfortable too

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Spoiler: quoted

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

Its a Napoleonic joke!

I see, care to elaborate? I always thought the British were that civil. But perhaps the Prussians were even more so of course.

Well the use of Ze automatically moves away from being British. Secondly the idea that the British would fight fare is a complete joke the semi suicidal nature of letting his opponent chose that battle field sounds very Prussian. Alot people have alot misconceptions about the British well outside of Europe.

Well said I suppose. Come to think of it, the British weren't too keen on letting the enemy choose the battle field, but as far as I have read, their officers did try and fight fair. Though, I got most to all of my information from a series of novels about the British private Richard Sharpe (by Bernard Cornwell, marvellous books). That guy might have been a bit biased.

Hmm so Prussian it is. Not bad I suppose. Even though they don't have green jackets.

 

[murphy7801]

Spoiler: quoted

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

Its a Napoleonic joke!

I see, care to elaborate? I always thought the British were that civil. But perhaps the Prussians were even more so of course.

Well the use of Ze automatically moves away from being British. Secondly the idea that the British would fight fare is a complete joke the semi suicidal nature of letting his opponent chose that battle field sounds very Prussian. Alot people have alot misconceptions about the British well outside of Europe.

Well said I suppose. Come to think of it, the British weren't too keen on letting the enemy choose the battle field, but as far as I have read, their officers did try and fight fair. Though, I got most to all of my information from a series of novels about the British private Richard Sharpe (by Bernard Cornwell, marvellous books). That guy might have been a bit biased.

Hmm so Prussian it is. Not bad I suppose. Even though they don't have green jackets.

Actual Prussian uniforms are black with silver of white trim they look quite evil in a ridiculously imperial way. And the Prussians had really good tactics for training troops just some of there nobles where nuts, like leading the charge first when your a baron is a bit odd. Also sharp is fairly historically inaccurate apart from northerners being good at fighting and the Voltaire quotes.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Spoiler: quoted

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

Its a Napoleonic joke!

I see, care to elaborate? I always thought the British were that civil. But perhaps the Prussians were even more so of course.

Well the use of Ze automatically moves away from being British. Secondly the idea that the British would fight fare is a complete joke the semi suicidal nature of letting his opponent chose that battle field sounds very Prussian. Alot people have alot misconceptions about the British well outside of Europe.

I've found people have misconceptions about a lot of things they only hear second hand information about. Some people on here think America is dangerous and everyone has a gun, what a laugh

 

[Agent Larkin]

what long ranged weapon would you have? A few: FN FAL/ Lee Enfield Mk3*/ AK-47 (When all else fails use a Kalashnikov).

what melee weapon? 1798 Pattern Heavy Cavalary Sword

what armor? Light weight Kevlar/dragonskin combat suit

what kind of terrain is there? All types

who would be the enemies? Anyone who wishes to threaten Me or My Country

how would you fight? Tactical Squad Commander

 

[murphy7801]

Spoiler: quoted

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

Its a Napoleonic joke!

I see, care to elaborate? I always thought the British were that civil. But perhaps the Prussians were even more so of course.

Well the use of Ze automatically moves away from being British. Secondly the idea that the British would fight fare is a complete joke the semi suicidal nature of letting his opponent chose that battle field sounds very Prussian. Alot people have alot misconceptions about the British well outside of Europe.

I've found people have misconceptions about a lot of things they only hear second hand information about. Some people on here think America is dangerous and everyone has a gun, what a laugh

Well I found out alot Americans friendly few of you were fat, you cant seem to make real cheese, and government seems kinda fascist know matter who's in power.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Spoiler: quoted

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

Its a Napoleonic joke!

I see, care to elaborate? I always thought the British were that civil. But perhaps the Prussians were even more so of course.

Well the use of Ze automatically moves away from being British. Secondly the idea that the British would fight fare is a complete joke the semi suicidal nature of letting his opponent chose that battle field sounds very Prussian. Alot people have alot misconceptions about the British well outside of Europe.

Well said I suppose. Come to think of it, the British weren't too keen on letting the enemy choose the battle field, but as far as I have read, their officers did try and fight fair. Though, I got most to all of my information from a series of novels about the British private Richard Sharpe (by Bernard Cornwell, marvellous books). That guy might have been a bit biased.

Hmm so Prussian it is. Not bad I suppose. Even though they don't have green jackets.

Hmm Thats Major Richard Sharpe and The British always tried to choose the battlefield the Battle of Corunna is a good example.

 

[murphy7801]

Spoiler: quoted

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

Its a Napoleonic joke!

I see, care to elaborate? I always thought the British were that civil. But perhaps the Prussians were even more so of course.

Well the use of Ze automatically moves away from being British. Secondly the idea that the British would fight fare is a complete joke the semi suicidal nature of letting his opponent chose that battle field sounds very Prussian. Alot people have alot misconceptions about the British well outside of Europe.

I've found people have misconceptions about a lot of things they only hear second hand information about. Some people on here think America is dangerous and everyone has a gun, what a laugh

Well I found out alot Americans friendly few of you were fat, you cant seem to make real cheese, and government seems kinda fascist know matter who's in power.

 

[Oneirius]

I just wanted to comment that I AM in a war. Go Israel, whatever.

long range: HWAV X Specter Protoype assault rifle(Mass Effect. Arguebly the coolest assault rifle in sci fi)

melee: Claymore.(Say what you want about them, the scots know how to make swords)

armour: I go for the ultra tech energy shield.

terrain: The streets of Vienna.(Why? Actually for no reason at all)

enemies: Shaolin space goblins riding wyverns.

how: linear ass kicking.

 

[murphy7801]

Spoiler: quoted

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

Its a Napoleonic joke!

I see, care to elaborate? I always thought the British were that civil. But perhaps the Prussians were even more so of course.

Well the use of Ze automatically moves away from being British. Secondly the idea that the British would fight fare is a complete joke the semi suicidal nature of letting his opponent chose that battle field sounds very Prussian. Alot people have alot misconceptions about the British well outside of Europe.

Well said I suppose. Come to think of it, the British weren't too keen on letting the enemy choose the battle field, but as far as I have read, their officers did try and fight fair. Though, I got most to all of my information from a series of novels about the British private Richard Sharpe (by Bernard Cornwell, marvellous books). That guy might have been a bit biased.

Hmm so Prussian it is. Not bad I suppose. Even though they don't have green jackets.

Hmm Thats Major Richard Sharpe and The British always tried to choose the battlefield the Battle of Corunna is a good example.

Yes normally showed sharp a peasant being a brilliant tactician and all noble officers being completely incompetent.

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Spoiler: quoted

what long ranged weapon would you have?
An 18th century rifle.
what melee weapon?
A rapier, with its matching gauge.
what armor?
None, of course. I am a gentleman!
what kind of terrain is there?
How should I know? Being a gentleman I let the opponent choose the battlefield
who would be the enemies?
Ze French!
how would you fight? (stealth,up front,more long range,brawn,strategy)
Honourably.

is this guy Prussian

is that a question

Its a Napoleonic joke!

I see, care to elaborate? I always thought the British were that civil. But perhaps the Prussians were even more so of course.

Well the use of Ze automatically moves away from being British. Secondly the idea that the British would fight fare is a complete joke the semi suicidal nature of letting his opponent chose that battle field sounds very Prussian. Alot people have alot misconceptions about the British well outside of Europe.

Well said I suppose. Come to think of it, the British weren't too keen on letting the enemy choose the battle field, but as far as I have read, their officers did try and fight fair. Though, I got most to all of my information from a series of novels about the British private Richard Sharpe (by Bernard Cornwell, marvellous books). That guy might have been a bit biased.

Hmm so Prussian it is. Not bad I suppose. Even though they don't have green jackets.

Actual Prussian uniforms are black with silver of white trim they look quite evil in a ridiculously imperial way. And the Prussians had really good tactics for training troops just some of there nobles where nuts, like leading the charge first when your a baron is a bit odd. Also sharp is fairly historically inaccurate apart from northerners being good at fighting and the Voltaire quotes.

I suppose so. But in Cornwell's credit, he did have historical notes at the end of each book, noting assumptions, possible inaccuracies, or downright make belief happenings. At least they gave me a good first impression on the way wars were fought there. I always used to have a distaste for that time period, these books made me interested and actually made me like the game Empire: Total War.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

I just wanted to comment that I AM in a war. Go Israel, whatever.

long range: HWAV X Specter Protoype assault rifle(Mass Effect. Arguebly the coolest assault rifle in sci fi)

melee: Claymore.(Say what you want about them, the scots know how to make swords)

armour: I go for the ultra tech energy shield.

terrain: The streets of Vienna.(Why? Actually for no reason at all)

enemies: Shaolin space goblins riding wyverns.

how: linear ass kicking.

Yeah, high tech space gear would probably make offing people down here feel like a video game

Killing Shaolin Space Goblins that are riding Wyverns with a Claymore in Vienna would be quite an adventure, I highly recommend you elaborate on this idea.