If you were infected by radioactive waste and got a superpower, which would you least want?

[Death8338]

This can be anything from growing a new pinky to having no bones or certain combinations of powers that make no sense.

 

[rickthetrick]

The power to get cancer and die.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

The power to be sarcastic, it wouldn't be redundant at all...

 

[masterjiji]

the power to poo uncontrollably and flood the earth.

beat THAT.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Get an eye on the back of my head.

No scratch that. It's too hard to get glasses back there

 

[Dogstile]

the power of ingrown toenails

 

[VaultBoy]

the power to become a ghoul in one game, a ghoul with a twig in his head in another game, and a full-blown tree in the last game.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

the power to poo uncontrollably and flood the earth.

beat THAT.

The power of being invunerable and explosive diarrhea.

 

[TheLastCylon]

The power to Falcon Punch everyone I touch.

 

[masterjiji]

are you kidding Falcon Punch powers would be awesome!

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

Motion controls.

 

[VaultBoy]

Motion controls.

....that don't need an attachment 3 years into it's life cycle to actually be realistic.

 

[the_unseen]

the forced ability to read others minds, where I live would just be silence.

 

[Internet Kraken]

EDIT:Oh I see. Misread the thread title.

Power I would least want? The power to transform into a maggot.

 

[the_unseen]

Another superpower thread. Use the search bar [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.121433#2410683]

I've already explained in some old superhero thread why I would want the powers of Aquaman and why that would actually be cool. I'm not going to bother explaining it again.

read the thread, which power would you LEAST want.

 

[Nexus424]

The power to get cancer and die.

This. Or replace cancer with radiation poisoning

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

the power to poo uncontrollably and flood the earth.

beat THAT.

The power of being invunerable and explosive diarrhea.

I think I beat that:

The power to have implosive diarrhea attacks.

I think that you win.

 

[walkingdead127]

I would not want to fly. Ever time you do you get fined hundreds of thousands of dollars by the FAA.

 

[lasherman]

Wolverine Toenails, except the only come out when you are sexually aroused.