If you were infected by radioactive waste and got a superpower, which would you least want?

[Skullpanda]

the power to become edible and delicious. I'm not sure what would happen first: if other people would eat me, or if I'd eat myself.

 

[Zer_]

The power to fly by bleeding from my wrists and shins...

 

[thewerebuffalo]

FLIGHT, SUPERSONIC SPEED, OR CRAZY STRENGTH OR JUMPING ABILITY. CHOICES, CHOICES...

 

[Madshaw]

Get an eye on the back of my head.

No scratch that. It's too hard to get glasses back there

hard to scratch it allso.

I'd least want to turn into something like the thing from the incredible 4

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I would sit on my ass all day and eat potato chips. I wouldn't even go to work or school, I have super powers. What are they going to do? Kill me?

 

[Lukirre]

Power to control time.

Epic win.

I mean, if you got someone u dont like, stop time, kill them horribly in whatever way you wish, resume time, they fall over bleeding and dead.

stealing stuff would be a snap, you could rig all sorts of stuff, i mean, time control is THE best power

Um he said the power you would LEAST want.
Like the power to urinate gallons of liquid on command.
That would be completely useless and embarrassing, but you might make a very good living as a german porn star.

Hohoho, no you di-int.
Wolverine claws.

[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vQ2RVqJCNM&feature=fvst[/link]

 

[rhyno435]

Turning into something like this:

.... *shudder

Ewwww...

OT: The power to only be able to speak sarcastically. I can't really give an example by typing, but imagine thanking someone or something, but you could only speak in a sarcastic tone.

 

[Onlythestrong]

The power to know all the words to the Quran backwards but only be able to resite them in binary....and French...and you are also French

 

[The Hairminator]

The power to automaticly answer to pointless threads.

 

[ckam]

The power to not get turned on, I guess... Well not the least but it's pretty far down there.

 

[gunningyoudown]

the power to make people grow that has to meny ways to bite you in the ass

 

[Zenode]

The power to be tortured horribly for the rest of time, ye that would suck.

 

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

The power to fly by bleeding from my wrists and shins...

like some sort of emo peter pan? btw the fuck is this prototype?

 

[VGZombie]

All of the following at the same time:
The power to lose bowel control every twelve seconds.
The power to have an allergic reaction to toilets, which knocks me unconscious.
The power to generate ungodly amounts of poo by inhaling oxygen.
The power to fire said poo at 50 mph unwillingly.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Cancer man! Lobbing tumors at you since 3205

 

[Deleric]

The power of normality.

 

[DarkWolf901]

The uncontrolable abiltiy that changes a persons gender every time they orgasim.

Actually that wouldn't be SO bad, might be interesting at first, just gotta find a mate who is bisexual.

My least wanted would be to be completely immortal, but without the usual perks that come with it, regeneration, impenetrable skin, super strength, better circulatory/respiration etc. systems, just -immortal- and being the only thing left alive, with the entire planet ravaged by nuclear war.