If you were infected by radioactive waste and got a superpower, which would you least want?

[Diablini]

The power to grow my nails very fast. Cookie if you get the reference.

 

[Chaossebba]

As some have said before, TIME CONTROL FTW!

 

[John Smyth]

Cancer. That's one "superpower" you'd get, and I doubt that anyone would want it for themselves.

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Though you could end up like Deadpool and he a pretty cool guy

 

[Zombie Badger]

Superpowered septicemia!

 

[Death8338]

The power to grow my nails very fast. Cookie if you get the reference.

ummm.. all i can think of is from family guy

 

[strength of 7 men]

the forced ability to read others minds.

I second that...imagine the headaches!

 

[Merteg]

The power to get cancer and die.

Argggg, that's what I was planning on posting.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

The power to get cancer and die.

This. Or replace cancer with radiation poisoning

Radiation poisoning is kinda what causes the cancer...

 

[Eatbrainz]

AIDS that would be a shit power.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

With all your powers combined, I become...Jack Thompson!

 

[Darth Pope]

The power to procrastinate...oh wait I can already do that.

 

[Outamyhead]

luminescent body secretions.

 

[hagaya]

Power to control time.

Epic win.

I mean, if you got someone u dont like, stop time, kill them horribly in whatever way you wish, resume time, they fall over bleeding and dead.

stealing stuff would be a snap, you could rig all sorts of stuff, i mean, time control is THE best power

Misread. Spell/Grammar Check.
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My least wanted power would be magnetism. It seems like a legitimate superpower until I royally fuck up my TV, computers, and anything made of magnetic metal.

 

[Fraught]

The power to be invincible but still feel pain, but can't kill yourself, and the power to constantly have horrendous pains throughout your body.

 

[Twilight_guy]

The power to suffer unending intense pain but never ever die.