If you were infected by radioactive waste and got a superpower, which would you least want?

[traceur_]

The power of dead. Where the hell did the link between radioactivity and superpowers come from? It's freaking retarded.

 

[Lazarus Long]

Invisibility is a lot less cool than it seems once you realize that it would render you blind. Or how about immortality without agelessness?

 

[a stranger]

the power to blow up on old ladies covered in their own waste
beat that

 

[magnuslion]

The power to hear everything that was said or thought around me, which would suck a fat one. I'd live in the god damned wastes just to get away from it.

 

[the Tadman]

Crapping through my mouth...Gross.

 

[Beefcakes]

The super awesome power of moving object slightly to the left when the user isn't looking at it.
'Didn't I place my coffee slightly more to the right a few seconds ago?!?'
'Beefcakes has stuck again!'
'I better call the police! Hmm, my phone is more left than it was before... Oh god...'

 

[bradley348]

Power to control time.

Epic win.

I mean, if you got someone u dont like, stop time, kill them horribly in whatever way you wish, resume time, they fall over bleeding and dead.

stealing stuff would be a snap, you could rig all sorts of stuff, i mean, time control is THE best power

Um he said the power you would LEAST want.
Like the power to urinate gallons of liquid on command.
That would be completely useless and embarrassing, but you might make a very good living as a german porn star.

ooooooohhhhh, i wasnt paying attention.

My least wanted power would be...

IDK, something bad.

but the time one is mah most wanted

 

[Samurai Goomba]

The power of remaining alive as my body slowly crumbles to bits.

 

[ShatteredHillStudios]

The uncontrollable power of knock knock jokes.

 

[SsilverR]

invisibility .. even advanced electronics can't detect me

 

[The_Night_Walker]

the power to be engulfed by my own rectum......that would be a pretty shitty power (Pun fully Intended)

 

[alen456645]

the power of self lobotomy!

 

[Soxafloppin]

The power to squirt out of date marmite from my nipples, but only when im standing on one leg and have all of my fingers laced.

Seriously, i dare you to think of a situation where that would come in handy.

 

[Toners]

the power of ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION! mwahahahahaha

 

[warlored]

HUGE LOL

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

sacrificing something. Weather it be Sight, Hearing, Taste etc.

Oh, and mind "reading" would suck. cant be good for your self asteem
[*Walk into a club*]
[Womens Mind] What kind of outfit is that? Who has their hair like that?
[*Return home*]

 

[XJ-0461]

the power to poo uncontrollably and flood the earth.

beat THAT.

The power to nuke the earth into a billion, billion chicken mcnugget-sized chunks.

Beat THAT.

 

[Pimppeter2]

The power to be dead.

Why not.. Then your sidekick could be termanally ill boy

 

[blaze96]

The power of asexual genitalia. You get to become a living Ken doll.

 

[El Poncho]

The power to die from the waste.