If you were infected by radioactive waste and got a superpower, which would you least want?

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Slash Dementia

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The power to turn into a giant blob of feces at very random times. Imagine being with a girl/guy and you just turn into feces. I know it's really immature, but I'd rather be have a power that just kills me than this.
 

lasherman

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
With all your powers combined, I become...Jack Thompson![/q
The_root_of_all_evil said:
With all your powers combined, I become...Jack Thompson!
Lol! Jack ThonpsonMan to the rescue! Here to save the world from the villainous Dr. Entertainment Industry!
 

Goldbling

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VaultBoy said:
the power to become a ghoul in one game, a ghoul with a twig in his head in another game, and a full-blown tree in the last game.
I see what you did there.
 

Dragon-Byte

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The power of biological control.
You could make ppl fart or aroused when they're making a speech.
You could make urself live forever.
YOu could heal urself
it would be very useful in a relationship, horomone and pheromone control! S:)
offensively, you could paralyze some1 or make every blood vessel in their body explode
 

brighteye

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Check out "The Spleen" from the supeheromovie Mystery Men! --- Target Farting---

The Spleen: Why are you guys always dissing me? It hurts my feelings. I'm a superhero too. I have powers.
Invisible Boy: Really? Like what?
The Spleen: So glad you asked. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Well, it all started when I was just 13 years of age. One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. BIG MISTAKE! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I smelled it, she decreed I would forevermore BE HE WHO DEALT IT!


...or possible:

PMS Avenger: [at the tryouts] PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days a month. Anybody have a problem with that?
The Blue Raja, Mr. Furious, The Shoveller, Invisible Boy, The Spleen: [nervously] No, no problem at all. That's good for us. Thank you.
 

Vilcus

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The power of being a quadriplegic who cannot speak, and is also completly indestructible in all ways.
 

bluegriffin8

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Super power I'd least want? For me, it'd have to be... the power to be girly. As in, platinum-blonde, Valley Girl girly, who only knows about shoes and makeup and says like every other word.

If I got this power, not only would my reputation be ruined, but I would also have to either figure out a way to reverse it, or go and commit suicide as fast as possible.