If you were Omnipotent for a day ...

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Pm0n3y

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repeat everything that happens in prototype
and ground pound. just run up the tallest building... and ground pound, just for shits n' giggles.
 

MercenaryCanary

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I'd steal all the good, revolutionary ideas for everything, then make it all simultaneously.
After that, I'd kill some people. If I'm going to play god, I might as well strike down a few (billion) people.
 

mangus

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I would GET SHIT DONE. And then there'd be nothing left for the rest of you to do but wish you had more complicated unfulfilling lives again.
 

Viper1265

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I would just create a second universe/dimension where i am omnipotent and give myself a device to travel between the two, make it so time is stopped in the real universe while i am in the second universe so i can spend an infinite amount of time messing around with my omnipotent powers. Also i would terraform the moon and give it life so when people land on it, its more interesting than just rocks and dust.

cure diseases, end world hunger and all that stuff to.
 

posom2

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First, give myself atomic telekinesis. Second, ensure infinite survival of the human race. Third, give idiots at least SOME intelligence.
 

Beffudled Sheep

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I would first make myself omnipotent for all of eternity.
I then would advance humanity (both technologically and bodily) and just watch.
I will also create intelligent alien life and watch them evolve. I would create them on a planet close to humanity but out of the was so they are not disturbed earlier than I had intended.
 

OmgWtfAntwon

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i would try to learn everything anyone has learned already, and then use my intelligence to invent something that would make me richer than anyone in history and then give me the power to control time without the aging side effects
 

megapenguinx

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I'd go back in time and change things, but only things that were harmful to the way the future should be (ala Doctor Who minus the TARDIS). Then I'd cure childhood obesity and give myself a nifty title on the Escapist. That's about it, I'm a very neutral person.
 

traceur_

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1. Epic laugh, not too evil but too cheery either.
2. Round up everyone who thinks Earth is flat, take them up into space, showing them their folly, then drop them.
3. Kill everyone I don't like.
4. Go back in time and find the people responsible for all hip-hop, rap, emo and heavy metal music and throw them into VY Canis Majoris.
5. Laugh.
6.Sex with Megan Fox.
7. Make Pokemon real.
8. Erase Star Trek from existence.
9. Erase Star Wars sequels from existence.
10. Make transformers real.
11.Ensure my eternal omnipotency.
 

Biosophilogical

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1. Solve the world's major issues (poverty, AIDS, cancer, etc) leaving some minor ones (life sucks without conflicts)
2. Make myself immortal (never aging, never dying kind)
3. Give myself the permanent ability of teleportation (none of those silly 'what if you were sealed in a box filled with acid so you had to breathe acid forver blah blah scenarios for me)
4. Make myself Uber-rich. (infinite money)
5. Give myself the ability to change my appearance (people get suspicious when you don't seem to age)
6. Make my house (i would so buy a mansion with my money) have an automatically (magically) updating home-theatre system with every movie in existence.
7. Make my house have a super-pantry, that creates any food/ingredients/utensils/weapons, i want.
8. Give myself the ability to breathe underwater (salt-water inclusive)
9. Give myself power over all animals and plants (not humans, i ain't evil)
10. Make myself pimp-slap proof.