If you were Omnipotent for a day ...

[DeathArtist]

Elephants would learn how to fly, as well as cows. ostriches would learn how to swim and whales would walk on land somehow. oh, and humans would have fingers for toes, and a new breed of squids that can swing like monkeys have have exceptional brainpower would roam the forests. and the monkeys would learn how to live underwater and swim like replacement squid and "the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky ?" then john freeman who is gordon freeman's brother would say "it's a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother defeat the enemys". and people would not be able to run, they'd only be able to walk REAL FAST

 

[axia777]

I would get every winning lottery combination for the next decade in the state that I lived in. Rich rich rich. Granted I would give lots to charity, but I owuld be styling non stop for the rest of my life.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Time travel would be nice. I'd like to fix some stuff. And a little mind reading peek because it'd make my life infinitely less stressful if I knew one little thing a few months ago.

It'd also be cool to go back to the beginning of time (with the means to return and show everyone what I saw) and see if the universe began with the Big Bang, God, or if God set up the Big Bang. Then we can stop arguing about the damn subject all the time.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

1. Solve the world's major issues (poverty, AIDS, cancer, etc) leaving some minor ones (life sucks without conflicts)
2. Make myself immortal (never aging, never dying kind)
3. Give myself the permanent ability of teleportation (none of those silly 'what if you were sealed in a box filled with acid so you had to breathe acid forver blah blah scenarios for me)
4. Make myself Uber-rich. (infinite money)
5. Give myself the ability to change my appearance (people get suspicious when you don't seem to age)
6. Make my house (i would so buy a mansion with my money) have an automatically (magically) updating home-theatre system with every movie in existence.
7. Make my house have a super-pantry, that creates any food/ingredients/utensils/weapons, i want.
8. Give myself the ability to breathe underwater (salt-water inclusive)
9. Give myself power over all animals and plants (not humans, i ain't evil)
10. Make myself pimp-slap proof.

You don't want to live forever. You'll outlive all of your friends and you'll get bored with the world eventually. And you can't be omnipotent again to de-immortalize yourself. And you'll survive the end of the world, living in space with no one to talk to. Yeah.....boredom's gonna get you.

 

[DeathArtist]

3. Give myself the permanent ability of teleportation (none of those silly 'what if you were sealed in a box filled with acid so you had to breathe acid forver blah blah scenarios for me)

5. Give myself the ability to change my appearance (people get suspicious when you don't seem to age)
6. Make my house (i would so buy a mansion with my money) have an automatically (magically) updating home-theatre system with every movie in existence.
7. Make my house have a super-pantry, that creates any food/ingredients/utensils/weapons, i want.

10. Make myself pimp-slap proof.[/quote]

responses:
3: wow, you actually would make yourself teleport just for the sake of proving forum-goers wrong =/ ?
5: i guess, but then what'll you change to when you're like 200 yrs old?
6: that'd mean u also have all the crappy movies though
7: you keep weapons in ur pantry?
10: i lol'd. really.

stupid quote thing broke

 

[elemenetal150]

I would put everyone who hates and is a bigot on another planet with nothing and leave all the people that don't on earth with all the stuff we have now. Then I would make all the people that were left super geniuses......oh and I would make fusion a viable source of energy so the energy crisis would be over forever.

 

[RootbeerJello]

I'd see into the future every decision I'd have to make so that I could live an amazing life and die happily. Then, I'd get some sausage pizza and eat that shit all over the place.