If you were Omnipotent for a day ...

[Wilfy]

So, if you were omnipotent for a day, what would you do?
Personally, I would go back in time and change a few things. And get a pet zebra that could moonwalk.
What would you do?

Oh, and I did use the Search Bar, but nothing that came up was similar.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

I would hunt down every single molecule of nitrogen in the universe.

 

[triggahappyhaza]

Scare people during sex, would be kinda creepy seeing some random guy in your room dont you think?

 

[Radeonx]

I would fulfill my plans for world conquest, and take over the universe with an iron fist of awesomeness.

 

[Jedoro]

Set up an IRL script to give me omnipotence in two days, so I could have the powers for the rest of my life.

 

[Snacksboy]

Devise a means to maintain my omnipotence for an infinite amount of time.

 

[XJ-0461]

If I was omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
It would be fun.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Set myself up for life. Money, power, women, all of that. Probably. Or I might just spend the day turning anyone who looks at me funny into a pair of sweatpants. There is no crueler fate.

 

[PartyMonkey]

I would paint a wall really fantastically...Or play play FF VII.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'd probably use my powers to get my hands on the Watchmen DVD so that I wouldn't have to wait a month

 

[Insanum]

I'd memorise the lottery numbers for the next month.

Thats me sorted for life.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Destroy the human race.

EDIT: ...well most of it anyway.

 

[RavingPenguin]

If I was omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
It would be fun.

First this, then dick around and do whatever I wanted.

 

[Xanadeas]

Considering I'd be omnipotent I'd be able to make myself omnipotent permanently. I'd then destroy the world and recreate it as I saw fit. After recreating the world I would settle down and walk among the mortals, using my powers whenever I felt so inclined. I would live the life I've always wanted. Of course it wouldn't ALL be centered around me. I'd ensure my friends and the other people I care for lived happily and comfortably.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

pretty much in this order
1) evil laugh that echo's through the universe
2) red talking dragon size of a large walmart
3)top hat, monocle, old style suit with tail, awesome mustache,cane
4)Neal peart size drum kit
5)lefty ebony gibson explorer
6) new age of the universe where metal and all things metal will reign supreme, but nothing above me since I made my omnipotent powers make my stay that way forever
7)??????"
8)profit

dues ex may ensure

wait and a monkey smoking a cigar, that is mandatory

 

[GloatingSwine]

Take over the world.

Moohoohaahaa.

Moohoohaahaa!

MOOHOOHAAHAA!!!

 

[Pimppeter2]

Get ready for fertilization! Booyah.

And they said I couldn't make a sex joke.

 

[El Poncho]

I would clear up most of the CO2 causing global warming, stop the ice caps from melting, make endangeored animals not indangeored. Create a new species of animal. Swim in the deep sea waters.Swim in a volcano. Teleport through space.