If you were permabanned, would you be missed?

[icekiller453]

I wish I would ) =

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Hell yes! If I were to be Perma Banned I would go out in style, probably post some Goatse, Adverts, Flame Christians/Black people/Halo/Modern Warfare 2/Final Fantasy/World of Warcraft/Bacon, spam FIRST and shit like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, then I would post a video of someone jacking off a camel, while another person fists a monkey.

Best. Ban. EVAR!

 

[Sewer Rat]

Nope, I am an extra.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

No. I never really leave an impact on anyone, online at least.

Maybe... time will tell.

And wait... why would I get perma banned... I have no intentions of ending up like so.

If you ever do, I would miss you in the asylum. Just sayin'

Oh well... I'll be on L4D2. And if you get it, Battlefield 1943.

 

[A random person]

OK, ego stroking time!

The Earth would weep, the skies would be rent open and the final battle, Ragnarok, would begin.


Mods, whatever you do, do not permaban me (for I am Baldr the Beautiful, and the IRL permabanning of me will bring about the end of the world).

I'll remember you as one of my first friends here and that guy I had a Yugioh abridged reenactment with (in America!).

If I was banned right now, I doubt many would remember me. And those who do remember me would know me as "that douchebag who never stopped talking about the search bar". Because the only memorable thing I ever did was constantly annoy people by telling them to use the search bar in every repeat thread. Pretty pathetic.

For the record, I still hate repeat threads. I just suppress the urge to complain about them.

I'll probably remember you as playing the straight man with several threads and tendencies (i.e nostalgics, anything crime related, etc), but more negatively as that guy who hates Tales of Symphonia (why yes, I am one of NeutralDrow's lackey's).

Mmmmmmm! Would I be missed?

I guess the link battles with a certain someone would stop.

And that would be a shame. Granted, that guy can battle himself if need be, but that would just look stupid, and people would start to think I´m a retard.

It wouldn´t be the same.

And you're the first person to quote me and refer to me by my username (holy crap my memory's bizarre). You're also a fellow rival of RAM.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Ummm....
I think that a select few people would talk for a day, then mention me in passing the next couple of days, then I'd be gone.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Mmmmmmm! Would I be missed?

I guess the link battles with a certain someone would stop.

And that would be a shame. Granted, that guy can battle himself if need be, but that would just look stupid, and people would start to think I´m a retard.

It wouldn´t be the same.

In the event of that happening, I left a letter for you

Spoiler: God, I hope you've seen Back to the future 2!

Dear IBM, if my calculations are correct you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning (a.k.a Banhammer). First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past 8 months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled the time circuits, activated the flux capacitor, and sent me back to 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately, the car will never fly again.

I set myself up as a blacksmith as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the time circuits. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I've gotten quite adept at being manly and having sex with many of the ancestors of this website. This proves I am the great great great whatever grandfather of many escapist users.

I have buried the DeLorean in the abandoned "Users reviews" Mine, adjacent to the 2008's list of users cemetery, as shown on the enclosed map. Hopefully, it should remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover it in 2009. Inside you will find repair instructions. My 2008 counterpart should have no problem repairing it so that you can drive it back to the future. Once you have returned to 2010, destroy the time machine.

Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to come back here to get me. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and the wide-open spaces with plenty of beautiful girls, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of A random person for me.

I know that you will give him a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food. These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them. And so IBM, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You've been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me. You've made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart. Your friend in time, Random Argument Man. September 1st, 1885.

 

[darkfire613]

If I were to be permabanned, I would try to go out with a bang, so as to be remembered. However, as of right now, i don't think anyone would notice me gone.

 

[Energylegzz]

If I was banned right now, I doubt many would remember me. And those who do remember me would know me as "that douchebag who never stopped talking about the search bar". Because the only memorable thing I ever did was constantly annoy people by telling them to use the search bar in every repeat thread. Pretty pathetic.

For the record, I still hate repeat threads. I just suppress the urge to complain about them.

i'd remember you, partly because of your avatarm whatever it is, but also because I have seen you around quite a lot.

No..but they might miss my Brett Elston avatar....

Nope, not in the slightest, don't even know who Brett Elston is.

He is the Executive Editor at Gamesradar.com and also A host of my favorite podcasts on the interwebs Talkradar.

 

[FightThePower]

No because I am a complete nobody and have zero friends here. Plus I'm not especially likeable or funny, or possess any characteristics that would warrant me being remembered. I'm just another anonymous user behind a screen and a internet connection.

Besides, unless you have 10k posts no-one knows who the fuck you are anyway. I don't know who the fuck any of you are.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Oh well... I'll be on L4D2. And if you get it, Battlefield 1943.

True, but we would never see the end of the book if you are banned, now would we?

Oh snap!

New spoilers.

A character has sex with the Wich, A tank called "The tank With No Name", A 25 year old anthro assassin and heaven is in fact 30 miles below Vermont Hartsfield.

 

[Lexodus]

Snip Lexodus is awesome snip

I remember that reenactment! Good times, good times
Oh, and the creepy avatar with the female woman of the girlular variety and the fire, oh god the fire, it burns

Wait, what was I saying? Oh, yeah. It has to be said, there are a lot of people on here that I'd miss. These really are one of the only fora on the internet not drowning in trolls. It's like a haven for me

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Mmmmmmm! Would I be missed?

I guess the link battles with a certain someone would stop.

And that would be a shame. Granted, that guy can battle himself if need be, but that would just look stupid, and people would start to think I´m a retard.

It wouldn´t be the same.

In the event of that happening, I left a letter for you

Spoiler: God, I hope you've seen Back to the future 2!

Dear IBM, if my calculations are correct you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning (a.k.a Banhammer). First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past 8 months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled the time circuits, activated the flux capacitor, and sent me back to 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately, the car will never fly again.

I set myself up as a blacksmith as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the time circuits. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I've gotten quite adept at being manly and having sex with many of the ancestors of this website. This proves I am the great great great whatever grandfather of many escapist users.

I have buried the DeLorean in the abandoned "Users reviews" Mine, adjacent to the 2008's list of users cemetery, as shown on the enclosed map. Hopefully, it should remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover it in 2009. Inside you will find repair instructions. My 2008 counterpart should have no problem repairing it so that you can drive it back to the future. Once you have returned to 2010, destroy the time machine.

Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to come back here to get me. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and the wide-open spaces with plenty of beautiful girls, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of A random person for me.

I know that you will give him a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food. These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them. And so IBM, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You've been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me. You've made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart. Your friend in time, Random Argument Man. September 1st, 1885.

You...*Sniff*. That was *sob*...I didn´t really get the part about overloads and space-time continuum thingies, so could you run that by me again.

Anyway *wipes away a single tear from the corner of the eye*, I promise A random person will get a good and loving home, and I hope the rest of your life will be a blissful and happy one. Whatever you do, stay away from my great great something grandmother.

So, to my friend misplaced in time, this one´s for you.

EDIT: Oh, and

*something here*
And you're the first person to quote me and refer to me by my username (holy crap my memory's bizarre). You're also a fellow rival of RAM.

you have one weird memory, my friend. Props!

By the way, I promised RAM that I would look after you, so if you´d just get into my van, I´ll take you to a safe place.

 

[NeutralDrow]

If I was banned right now, I doubt many would remember me. And those who do remember me would know me as "that douchebag who never stopped talking about the search bar". Because the only memorable thing I ever did was constantly annoy people by telling them to use the search bar in every repeat thread. Pretty pathetic.

For the record, I still hate repeat threads. I just suppress the urge to complain about them.

Aww...if it's any consolation, I'd notice and wonder why you were gone. Even with our disagreements in the past.

 

[A random person]

If I was banned right now, I doubt many would remember me. And those who do remember me would know me as "that douchebag who never stopped talking about the search bar". Because the only memorable thing I ever did was constantly annoy people by telling them to use the search bar in every repeat thread. Pretty pathetic.

For the record, I still hate repeat threads. I just suppress the urge to complain about them.

Aww...if it's any consolation, I'd notice and wonder why you were gone. Even with our disagreements in the past.

*coughTalesofSymphoniacough*
More on topic, though, I would say "this," but I already quoted him.

 

[mrhappyface]

I think this pretty much sums up the legacies of Escapist users, courtesy of Kansas.

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind

Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind