If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For rolling on my grass.

 

[TKretts3]

For planting her garden in my living room.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

to keep the garden in the living room

 

[TKretts3]

If I don't, the terrorists win, and the space vampyres will stop putting out the fire.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because the vampires refuse to be part of my kingdom

 

[TKretts3]

Because he is a tyrant.

 

[Scde2]

Because I need a new victim.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because i now suspect him of being a really emo vampire

 

[TKretts3]

Too cute.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For hitting a puppy.
I hate dogs and even I don't go that far.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

for being my hero

 

[TheDoctor455]

*gently pushes the puppy away*

Please stop humping my leg.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

for not letting me finish

 

[TheDoctor455]

For leaving a sticky liquid on my trousers.

 

[Cormac250]

For not paying his dry cleaning bill.

 

[TKretts3]

For scaring money out of people.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

to see if he crys

 

[Cormac250]

For peeing on the carpet.

 

[LogicNProportion]

For clearly being a bug.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For having projectile a bloody nose.