If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

for not knowing i like dirty things

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For liking things too dirty.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

for thinking there is such a thing as too dirty

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For trying to make me help his fantasies come true.

 

[The Diseased Toe]

For having 18057 posts since 16 May 2009

 

[TKretts3]

For reminding me of Deliverance.
Jerk.

 

[Scde2]

For knowing of that movie...

 

[Sacman]

For flirting with me when I stay up late...<.<

 

[Scde2]

For keeping me up when I have a doctors appointment tomorrow morning.

 

[Sacman]

For keeping me up when I have jujitsu tomorrow morning...<.<

 

[Scde2]

To prove that his jujitsu is worthless...

 

[Sacman]

To give him battered wife syndrome...

 

[Scde2]

Because he wants me to be his wife...

 

[Sacman]

Because he probably looks better than most girls in a dress...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Because he's making me blush...

[sub]Maybe a few years ago...[/sub]

 

[Sacman]

Because... um... I can't come up with a good reason...<.<

 

[GunstarHero]

For failing to adjust the obviously faulty video feed.

Connection first, THEN power, damnit!

 

[MrJKapowey]

For having an annoying monkey.

 

[GunstarHero]

For hating on my delicious monkey.

 

[MrJKapowey]

For pretending to be Sam Fisher. I think. Is that his outfit?