If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

for being a NERD!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For hypocrisy!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I tripped on a self aware book and headbutted you.

 

[Scde2]

The self aware book told me to.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For listening to the self aware book.
[sup]He's an asshole.[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For not warning me of him!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For getting on probation!

 

[Scde2]

Because all the cool kids are on probation.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because I don't go with the flow!

 

[Scde2]

Because he is swept away in the tide.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

The tide of kids not ..cool ..things..!

OT: Because he's trying to suck me into his filthy waters!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For never giving me a ride!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For throwing pokeballs at me!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For dodging them but not the rocks!

 

[Scde2]

For never giving me a ride!

That sounds a little dirty. XD

OT: For saying things that leaves things to my imagination!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having a dirty mind!

 

[Scde2]

For expecting me to not have one!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For...cheese.

 

[Scde2]

For...bacon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For sending the Double Down to Canada, thus creating an increase in Canadian heart problems.