If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Robert632]

for being there for me when I was sodomized.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For moving to Sodom and Gomorrah.

 

[Sliverwings]

For doing the running man in public

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For setting my car on fire.

 

[Robert632]

For leaving in sliverwings1123's car while it was on fire.

 

[SteakHeart]

For kicking me in the head.

 

[Robert632]

For taking it like a *****.

 

[SteakHeart]

For being a *****.

 

[Robert632]

For attempting to get away from his bath with Betty White.

 

[SteakHeart]

For not telling me who Betty White is.

 

[Sliverwings]

For not knowing who Betty White is.

 

[SteakHeart]

For still not telling me.

 

[Robert632]

For not taking the time to google her.

 

[SteakHeart]

For making me get my hopes up.

 

[Robert632]

For having hopes in the first place.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For not having any sort of hope.

 

[Robert632]

For convincing me to light a beaver on fire.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For lighting the tails of twenty foxes on fire, then making them run around a town.

 

[Sliverwings]

For not having fire insurance

 

[Robert632]

For being a water bottle's prison *****.