If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Asturiel]

Can't trust people with cleaver like objects.

PREEMPTIVE STRIKES!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For dancing.

 

[Sliverwings]

For looking at me crazy-like

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For snowboarding in a skiing zone.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Because that hat is so fly... it'll fly away!

 

[Scde2]

For not paying his half of the bill!

 

[Sliverwings]

For freezing my phone in a block of ice

 

[Asturiel]

For having fur.

 

[Sliverwings]

For having no fur

 

[Scde2]

For having no scales.

 

[Nouw]

For having cat ears.

"DEATH TO THE XENO! THE MUTANT! THE HERETIC!"

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For willing ill upon xenos.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

For being xenos!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For being an ambiguous pirate/ninja.

 

[Scde2]

For not taking steps to avoid losing that hat again!

 

[MellowFellow]

For walking in the wrong direction.

 

[Vrex360]

For going into Ludicrous Speed.

[sub]You moron![/sub]

 

[Scde2]

For being able to go only light speed!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For stopping at ridiculous speed.

 

[IamQ]

For not revealing thou secret to your hat that doesn't fly off during windy days.